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(This one is the weirdest yet, next to Zeke twerking)

To: Sherlock, John

Q:I need you help now!! See I have this roommate and she's a little strange, she follows me around and even looks at me when I change... *My roommate walking in see me then holds up to pairs of underwear*

John: Underwear.

Sherlock: Pants, for us, underwear for them.

John: Yeah, I understand but what?

Hey roomie, how are you?!?!? I bought us matching undies, they'll let the world know that we're best firends, and didnt I tell you I signed up for you driving class, now we can be together never ever be apart!!!! :D Come on roomie, let me show you the new Bra I got you :D Help me please D:

Sherlock: ...

John: ... I sometimes wonder why we give life advice. We are detectives---

Sherlock: am the detective.

John: Yeah, whatever. 

Sherlock: Well, I suggest you tell her how you really feel and GET A NEW ROOMMATE!

John: Problem solved.

Sherlock: And for the people who are asking us, John and I, we are NOT supposed to give any life advice... (Sorry) but we are meant for PERSONAL questions. Like, John, what does it feel like having no...pants?

John: It feels bare.

Sherlock: WHat?

John: Bare.

Sherlock: I meant your mustache 

John: Still bare, but empty.

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Sorry everyone, but I am serious, I am not a fixer person weirdo, I just answer questions for people. Not life advice. 

random fact: I am in school

Q: "What question should I ask you?"

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