John's mustache

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To: John Watson
Q: What's it like having a mustache?
A: 

John: Well, it's like hair naturally. Once you have it a long time, it feels normal like...peeing in a bush or something.

Sherlock: Ahh...The memories. It's funny because you only had that for about one week after I showed up in your date.

John: *Sighs* Sherlock, can you please leave? I am trying to answer a---

Sherlock: A question yes. I know that I am annoying you but I just want this to be amusing for me to answer. Look at you, you look like you haven't been sleeping last night because of your wife isnt it? I could notice by you bloodshot eyes and eye bags and you terrible expression on your face. Also your bad mood, you really need to adjust. I also see that your wife is---

John: Can you please shut up?

Sherlock: Im Sherlock Holmes! I dont shut up unless I have to.

John: Whats the point of you being here?

Sherlock: What's the point of having a mustache?

John: Marie likes it.

Sherlock: She does not.

John: She never told me that before.

Sherlock: That because she didn't know how to say it to you. You seem so awkward and...

John: Can you just...leave?

Sherlock: Im afraid not.

John: *Sighs*

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