Is John Watson Gay?

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To: John

Q: Are you Gay?

John: No, I am not Gay.

Ms. Hudson: If that's what you say *Mumbles*

John: What'd you say?

Ms. Hudson: It's just that It's doesn't work for you, John. You should find a man or your own and---

John: Ms. Hudson, I am not gay. I have a wife!

Ms. Hudson: I suppose, but if the wife was a man, who'd he be?

John: Dont start.

Ms. Hudson: You should find a man with courage, and clever, a good enough to understand you.

JOhn: Ms. Hudson, I dont need a man.

Sherlock: George! George Lestrade! 

John: You mean Greg--

Sherlock: Whatever, but he should b the hunk for you.

JOhn: Sherlock, i cant believe you are pairing me with men on the side of Mrs. Hudson.

Sherlock: Mmm... Me either, but it's worth a try to get you a man.

John: I said, I DONT NEED A MAN!!! I HAVE A WOOMAN!

Sherlock: You just like Merida!

John: I am NOTHINg like Merida! 

Sherlock: mm, yes, you are.

John: No, Im not!

Sherlock: Ya, are so!

John: NO, not so to!

SHerlock: That doesnt even make any sense!

John: YOU DONT MAKE ANY SENSE! *Tackles Sherlock*

John and Sherlock: *Fight*

Mrs. Hudson: Boys, No fighting in the room, you'll make a mess and I have to clean it--oh! No, SHerlock! NO BITING! I said no BITING! Stop it right now or else I have to count to three! One, Twooooo, Thhhhhhrrrrrrreee! THAT"S IT! BIG MAMA IS GOING TO SUMO-WRESTLE YOU!!!! *Joins in fight*

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This is so weird...

Random fact: I GOT NEW GLASSES! It's like a combination of Erudite and Dauntless!

Me after eye test: My test results were in conclusive.

My sister: What?

Me: I am EYEVIRGENT! (Divergent)

My sister: ...

Me: Maybe I should go to Contact-lens (Dauntless)

My sister: *Facepalm*

Q: "What are your initials?"

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