Avenger Babies

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To: The Avengers

Q: What would you name you children?

Bruce: Oh look! Finally a normal question!

And after answering this question, you must drink this bottle that turns you guys into babies but only one of you guys has to stay adult.

Bruce: Oh, I was wrong...

Tony: OKAY! um...I would name my daughter Scarlett, Scarlett Stark.

Nat: Aww...That's a nice name.

Tony: Yeah, I got that name from a fanfiction that I've read. But the full name would be Scarlett Natalie Stark.

Nat: ...You got that from Pepper didnt you?

Tony: Yeah, I wanted her name to be Ironman'sDaughter Shawarma StarkTrek.

Nat: *Facepalm*

Clint: Why dould you name your daughter Ironman'sDaughter Shawarma Starktrek.

Tony: It's better than the boy's name.

Bruce: what?

Tony: David Howard Stark.

Steve: That's a better name than the girl's!

Bruce: Seriously? StarkTrek? Can you even change the last name?

Tony: Of course I can, Im Tony Stark! What about you, Steve?

Steve: Girl's: Peggy Jane Rogers, and the boy's Bucky James Rogers.

Thor: I SHALL NAME MY DAUGHTER FRIGGA JORO ODINSON! After my mother, that I have lost two years ago...

Clint: And the father?

Thor: Br..an...C...lon...ki..eve BranClonkieve Odinson.

Bruce: Is that an Asgardian name?

Thor: No, that's a mix of all our names! Br is from Bruce, an is the first two letters from Nat, Cl is from clint, and onki is from Lo is from loki and n is from tony, and i is also from loki, and eve is from steve....Or just Egíl Odinson.

Bruce: Hulk has a son named Skaar.

The avengers: YOU DO?

Bruce: I said Hulk, not me. If I had a son I would name him....Harry Banner. And a daughter, Betty Jen Banner.

Tony: And Clintasha?

Nat: no, tony, no.

Clint: If I had a daughter, I would name her Natalia Robin Barton.

Nat: You would name her after me?

Tony: Wait! I thought her first name was Agent!

Clint: You think everyone's name is Agent!

Nat: No, my real name is Natalia. But I choose Natasha AND DEAL WITH IT! (Actaually she was given the name when she was in the Red Room facility...Department X)

The avengers men: ...

Clint: ...yeah, and I would name my son Barney Mason Barton.

Nat: After your brother.

Clint: Yes, and Mason is just a nice name...what about u?

Nat: For the boy, I would name him Ivan Philip Romanoff or whatever last name of the man I get married to.

Tony: *Coughs* Barton

Nat: sure... And for the girl, I would name her Jean---

Tony: HEY! Jean Barton, just like clintasha's daughter in that fanfiction I read!

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