Fire Valdez Vs. Ice King

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To: Leo Valdez

Q: I dare you to fight the Ice King! 

Leo: THIS IS GONNA BE HOT! *Removes shirt and shows abs*

Calypso: those abs tho...

Ice King: Oh, yeah! Well, this is gonna be cold!!! *About to remove dress*

Marceline: No no, no no. 

Ice King: Aww...Okay...

Leo: Lets do this thing!

Ice King: It's on!

Leo: *raps* I'm the boy of heat! You're old and weak! Do I have to repeat? You take a step back, and retreat! 

Ice king: Okay, first of all, hurtful! But boy, dont give yourself a mouthful or coldness and seaguls!

Marceline: Wait, you guys are rap battling?

Leo: No, I just wanted to do that for fun. Plus, I'm going to rap battle with Potter, Prior and Everdeen later in a few chapters. Plus, Ice king, your rapping doesnt make sense.

Ice King: YOU DONT MAKE SENSE! *Throws a large icicle at Leo*

Leo: Ahh! *Goes on fire and melts ice* *raps and throws fire balls at Ice king, as Ice King fights with his snow army and Frost Giants* I'm the king of the fire, remember me! Stand down old man, you'll fall on your knees! I'm the one element that can take you down, as you, Mr. Ice King just play like a clown! You need to know who you are messing with, because you're lost in the Labyrinth! I say "get back old man, watch the master!" I'm up in the fire, and you are the outcaster! Look at me, I have demigod eyes, Simon, you are just a man of princesses and lies

Flame Princess: So...Hot!!!

Ice King: That actually hurts. BUT DIE!! *Throws 30 sharp icicles*

Leo: *Burns hotter, melting all ice and Frost Giants run away* Ha! I win!

Ice King: NEVER! *Harry Potter/Voldemort moment: Fire blast against Ice blast*

*Explosion*

Leo: I win :)

Ice King: It's only because you were not wearing a shirt.

Leo: with great power, comes with great responsibility. 

Ice King: *Slaps Leo* 

Leo: OW! What was that for!?!

Ice King: I win. :)

Leo: What?

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I know you expected more, and more action. And I did add the rap, just to show you guys that Leo will do a rap battle against Tris, Katniss and Harry Potter :) It'll happen after a few more dares...

Random Fact: I'm listening to "When I'm gone" cover with Kina Grinis, Sam Tsui, Kurt Schneider, and Alex G. 

Q: Do you guys like or LOVE music? Or hate it?

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