Percy's First kiss...with Frank

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To: Percy

Q: I dare you to kiss Frank in front of Hazel, Annabeth, Nico, Jason, and Piper...And your dad. Oh! And with your leg up when you kiss him, like a girl and you should wear a dress and makeup.

Percy: I am not comfortable with this.

Katniss: Come on, Percy! I'll get your dress from Cinna. Brb! *leaves*

Percy: No! I am not doing this dare *runs away but gets blocked by Yoo Hoo guys from Frozen*

Yoo Hoo: Vat are you doing! We need to get you dressed up for your kiss!

Percy: I am NOT going to kiss Frank.

Yoo Hoo: Vat did you say? *Carries Percy, bridal style to Katniss and Cinna*

****LATUR****

Liam (From 1D): You are PER-FECT!

Cinna: Gorgeous! The boy on Water!

Percy: You have got to be kidding me! * So Percy is wearing a blue bridal dress with flowers and tridents and he is wearing girly make-up with extra blush and MOLE!*

Katniss: Come on, Seaweedbrain. Time for your kiss!

Percy: No one calls me Seaweedbrain but Annabeth!

Katniss: Dont make me tell you that---

Percy: *Lifts hands in surrender* Okay! Okay!

*Walks to Frank in front of Hazel, Annabeth, Nico, Jason, Piper, and Posidon.*

Percy: Hey!

Posidon: What in name of Posidon are you wearing Perseus!

Percy: i...

Annabeth: I dont even want to know! *Walks away*

Percy: Annabeth! Wait!

Nico: I think you look much cuter! *Grins*

Hazel: Are you kidding me, brother! He looks like...A cyclops! A Female Cyclops!

Frank: Whya are you---

*Katniss pushes Percy to Frank*

Percy: *Kisses Frank and lifts leg up*

Everyone: Gasps!

Nico: *Holds tears*

Annabeth: *pushes Percy away*

Frank: *Gasps* 

Hazel: *Wipes tissue on Frank's lips* Frank!

Annabeth: *Slaps Percy this wipes tissue on his lips* Percy Jackson! Oh my gods! What is your problem!?!?

Percy:It was a dare!

Jason: That is the most Gayest act and the stupidest excuse in the world!

Piper: I'll be right back after I puke!

Posidon: You DISHONORED OUR FAMILY, B*****! You ****** ***** ******* ***** ****** ***** And a ***** *Swears*

Everyone: *Backs away slowly and run away*

(A/N: I dont....no...this is wrong...Dont do this again...I just...wow....*Faints*)

(Ps. Sorry for the swearing)

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