Ask Fictional Characters

Frank...The XMAS unicorn

To: Frank Zhang

Q: Become a Christmas unicorn. 

Frank: What's a Christmas unicorn?

Percy: Well, it's a unicorn in a uniform made of gold with a bully-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and a mistletoe on it's nose.

Frank: *Lists description in notebook* Go on...

Nico: I was told it is a Christian holiday, it's a symbol of original sin. A pagan tree and a magical wreath and a bow-tie on it's chin.

Frank: Cool *Lists* what else?

Hazel: It is a mystical apostasy, a horze witha tantasy twist. Though, it plays all night, with a magical kite, people say it dont exist.

Frank: wow.

Jason:The Christmas unicorn does not make no full apology for the category it reside. It's a mythical mass, with a Treasury chest, it's a construct of your mind.

Frank: Is the treasure chest a part of it?

Jason: I think it's clothes/ accessories. But the unicorn HAS to have it! Without any of it,, it describes, YOUR LIFE IS O-V-E-R OVER!!!

Frank: Oh, what the nationality? Where does it live?

Piper: It's a hysterically American with a credit card on it's wrist. It has no home, or a field to roam, and it can curse you with it's kiss.

Frank: Wow, if I was a Christmas Unicorn, I shall avoid kissing Hazel.

Hazel: There's no way I am kissing a Christmas Unicorn.

Leo:  HEY GUYSS! Im back from the IQ test! WHat's going on!?!?

Frank: They are describing the Christmas Unicorn.

Leo: Cool! Did you know that it's a criminal pathology with a history of medical care?

Frank: no.

Leo: It's a frantic shopper, and a brave pill popper and they say it's kind are rare.

Frank: oh.

piper: You dont have to tell leo that it TAKE DRUGS AND A CRIMINAL PATHOLOGY!

Leo: *Mouth on fire*

Frank: hey, where's Annabeth.

Percy: Traumatized from the IQ test. 

Annabeth: Hello, guys!

Leo: Hello, Annabeth! You know I wasnt there in the test right? Well, the last part so who won?

Annabeth: We both won, actually there were supposed to be more question but the questioner was sick and tired of our guessing so it quit.

Leo: Oh, wow.

Annabeth: But, hey, you were pretty smart out there.

Leo: Thank you.

Annabeth: So, what's going on?

Frank: Christmas unicorn!

Annabeth: Oh, you are going to turn into one?

Frank: Yea, but I dont know what it looks like exactly.

Annabeth: Well, I've seen Christmas Unicorns in a uniform. They are legion wide, and they take no sides, they are masters of mystique.

Frank: Okay. I think that's all the descriptions I need okay...

jason: You can do this, bro!

Frank: ERRGGGG.... *Turns into a christmas unicorn* ha! 

Percy: Frank, how do you feel? 

Frank: I feel like christmas! I am full of Jolly and figgy pudding, with mistle toes, and wreaths, ha! I have a wreath! AND A TREASURE CHEST! Ha! You guys are losers! 

Percy: Wow, Frank, wow! Oh! look! there's another Christmas Unicorn!

Demigods: OHHH!!!

Female xmas unicorn: HELLO, SWEET THANG!!! 

Percy: Ha! It's hitting on Frank!

Demigods: *Laughs*

FranK: WhAT IS DIS?!?!

Female XMAS unicorn: *Sings* IM the Christmas unicorn, you're the christmas unicorn too!!!

Frank: It's singing to me!

Female: Love, love will tear up apart, again! love, love will tear us apart, my friend. *Tries to kiss Frank*

Frank: AHH!!!! *Gallops away* You know when we kiss, it's a curse!!!!!

Female: *Chases*

Hazel: Wait...*Rides on Arion* YOU ARE NOT DONE WITH ME, FRANK!!!

Leo: Ahh, love...*Smiles*

Demigods: *Stares at Leo*

Leo: What?

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So! If you guys didnt understand what I mostly said, I copied most from the song. Look it up. :P

Random fact: I AM A CHRISTMAS UNICORN!!!!

Q: If you were a mythical animal, what would it be?