Im BATMAN!

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To: Percy

Q: I dare you to go up and see Batman and every time he says "Im Batman" You must reply "Im Perseus" and you cant stop till he says Im Batman in a sentence.

Percy: Okay, simple! *Walks up to Batman*

Percy: Who are you?

Batman: Im Batman and I---

Percy: Im Perseus.

Batman: Hello, Perseus. Why are you---

Percy: What do you do, Batcan?

Batman: Im Batman, not---

Percy: Im Perseus.

Batman: I know.

Percy: Are you Batman or Catman?

Batman: I am Batman.

Percy: I am Perseus.

Batman: I KNOW you are Perseus, I am just---

Percy: Are you Batman?

Batman: YES! I am Batman! Now can you---

Percy: Im Perceus!

Batman: AHHHH!!!! *Jumps off the window*

Percy: You are NOT Batman! You cant even fly!

Catwomen: *Facepalm*

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