I Solemnly Swear That We Are Up To No Good...

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To: The Marauders, The Weasley Twins, Uriah and Zeke

Q: I dare you guys to have a pranking contest with each other! ( I may have changed the words) 

James: We are sooo going to win.

Sirus: *Nods in agreement*

Fred: Not if WE win first!

Zeke: 1/4 of us are dead...

Uriah: *Hits Zeke's head* Not yet! ...and shut up about it! 

George: *Tears up* Too much feels...

James: So, Weasleys. We need our map back!

Fred: It's with Potter.

James: But Im Potter.

George: The other Potter, your---

Hermione: Shush! I let you use the timeturner for a reason, DO NOT MESS UP WITH TIME! *Leaves*

Sirius: You guys have a timeturner?

Uriah: What's a timeturner?

George: Magic!!!

Zeke: T_T that's so vague!

George: Magic timemachine!!! whoooooo....

Zeke and Uriah: T_T 

Uriah: Since they already have names, we will call ours Dauntless Bros!

Remus: LET THE 1976 PRANK WAR BEGIN!! *turns into a rat and scurries*

Uriah: Coward... Hey! Where's everyone?

Prongs: Starting their pranks...

Uriah: What?!? WHose their?!?

PadFoot: hehehehe...

Fred: They are using the invisible cloak!! WHERE DID THEY GET THAT?!?!

George: Dont yell.

Uriah: Why is everybody INVISIBLE!!! *Gets covered in purple slime*

Fred: Good one, George!

George: I thought I was Frank!

Fred: Whose Frank!?!

George: Exactly! *Disguise truns off* Ahh! Im exposed!!! *Trousers rips off and gravity pulls George to the side of the wall* Im stuck! Run, Fred! Run Fred! Win for me! WIN FOR US!!!

Fred: I will brother! *Grabs a broomstick and flies away*

George: T_T I said RUN! *Shakes head*

**** Behind Hagrid's hut****

Prongs: Padfoot! Wormtail! where's Moony?

Padfoot: He's busy pranking the weasleys.

Prongs: I say we should help him, just in case he...you know...

Wormtail: Right

Padfoot: Yeah... I'll go with him. You stay with Wormtail and prank the Muggles they call "Dauntless". 

Wormtail: They say it's the same trait as Griffinfdor.

Prongs: Because it is.

***Gun shot sound***

Padfoot: The Dauntless Muggles found us! *Turns into a Grim and runs to find Moony*

Prongs: Let's get out, Wormtail! 

Prongs and Wormtail: *Grabs broomsticks and flies away*

Wormtail: *Trips on a thin high wire, a thousand paintballs hit him, and finally falls into a puddle of pumpkin pudding* Ahh! Prongs! I've been hit! I've been hit!

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