Confessions of a Plant's Root

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To: Katniss

Q: I dare Katniss to tell Peeta that she loves Cato and kiss Cato (And he's not dead, he's alive) 

Katniss: NO!!! This is like that time of Tris kissing Peter...ugh! At least I dont have to make out with him...But it will break Peeta's heart... I hope he understands.

Cato: I hate girls named after plants.

Katniss: plant's root* and I hate boys who is a cat with an O!

Cato EHH!

Katniss: EHH!

Marvel: Maybe EHH will be your always.

Katniss: NO!

Cato: NO!

Marvel: Or NO!

Katniss: Good, we have that cleared up.

Marvel: No I mean--- *Gets shot by an arrow*

Katniss: Oops, my arrow slipped...XD Okay, let's get this over with...Peeta?

Peeta: Yes, my beautiful muse of a plant's Root that can shoot an arrow.

Katniss: What?

Peeta: Sorry, what is it.

Katniss: *sighs* I have a confession.

Peeta: What is it?

Katniss: Im not in love with you.

Peeta: What? Is this a dare? Is this a joke?

Katniss: Im sorry Peeta *Kisses Cato*

Peeta: WHAT! YOU LOVE THAT F******* S*** of a F******* B****!!!!!!!! *murders Cato with a sword through Cato's chest* DIE!!!

Cato: aww...I just lived... *dies*

Peeta: *To katniss* HOW COULD YOU! HOW COULD YOU LOVE HIM!

Gale: YEAH! HOW COULD YOU LOVE A CAT AND BREAD!!!! TOAST IS ENOUGH! AND NOW IT'S CATNIP!?!?

Peeta: Catnip?

Gale: Well you and Katniss is like Toast, you know, Boy with da bread and girl on fire thing. And Cato and Katniss could be like Catnip because he's like a Cat and she's like a plant. And Cat's like Catnip which is---

Peeta: Yeah, I get it. BUT KATNISS! HOW COULD YOU!?!

Katniss: That was a dare. And I need to wash my mouth with acid...or better, cut my lips off... *Leaves*

Peeta: :(

Gale: Welcome to my world.

Finnick: IM STILL SEXY!!!!!

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I just needed to add Finnick. FINNICK!!!!! XD

Random fact: Going to Japan in a few hours! And Im staying in Japan for a week so, I might do the updates slowly...except the Frozen/Hunger Games baby thingy, I'll do that after Japan...so yeah! 

Q: WHAT IS YOUR OTP?!?

-EskandriaBluesea

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