Gangsta Wizards and Witches

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To: Everyone in the Harry Potter Fandom

Q: I dare everyone in Harry Potter to act gangsta! 

Ron: What are gangsters?

Neville: a gang of violent criminals.

Snape: So like the Mauraders?

Sirius: Okay, first, hurtful. Second, no we are not criminals that are violent.

Snape: Sure...

Hermione: OMG! I LOVE THIS! Lumus! *wand glows* I feel so evil!

Harry: *facepalm* 

Draco: Watch the master! Avada---*Mouth gets covered by Harry*

Harry: The asker asked us to 'act' not actually MURDER a person!

Fred: We could act like Malfoy for a change, *Mimics Draco's voice* UGH! POTTER!

Harry: Haha!

Draco: What! I am NOT a gangster!

Ron: Yes, you are. UGH! I AM THE BEST AT EVERYTHING!

Draco: Stop it, my---

George: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS! AND YOU WILL REGRET IT!

Draco: Sto---

Snape: STOP IT! UGH! IM DRACO MALFOY AND I LOVE APPLES!

Ron: lol, even Snape is doing it!

Albus dumbledore: SILLY POTTER, IT'S ALL HIS FAULT!

McGonagall: LOL!

Draco: That is not funny.

Neville: THAT IS NOT FUNNY! IM DRACO MALFOY AND I---

Draco: SHUT UP OR I WILL MURDER SOMEONE!

Ginny: He's even mimicking himself!

Draco: THAT'S---

Harry: it.

Draco: Stop --

Harry: That.

Draco: Are you finishing my---

Harry: Sandwiches?

Draco: Sentences, P---

Harry: Potter.

Draco: This is not---

Harry: Gangster.

Draco: OMG! JUST DIE---

Voldmort: potter. 

Draco: THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE!!!

(A/N: I dont understand what gangsters do)

Tom Riddle: I think we should just get tattoos. 

Hermione: Isnt Death Eaters a gangster group but more dark.

Barty Crouch Jr.: True, we do have tattoos.

Sirius: Voldemort, has anyone called you Tom Riddleston before?

Voldemort: ...*Blink* You surely cant be serious?

Sirius: I am Sirius, and dont call my Shirley.

Voldemort: *facepalm* 

Harry: Okay, we have no idea how to act gangster.

Draco: No kidding.

Harry: But we should all get tattoos to try.

Ron: Totally.

Hermione: Wait! Guys look! I changed colors! I am so---

Draco: Nerdy and stupid?

Hermione: *Hits Draco's head* I prefer Intellactual Badass.

Ron: That's my girl, tough as...tough people...

Hermione: ...

Ginny: let's just get tattoos..

***LATER***

Hagrid: LOOK! I GOT A TATTOO OF FLUFFY! SO ADORABLE! I ALSO GOT ONE WITH NORBERT AND MY DOG!

Harry: I got a white Stag!

Draco: I got mine is a snake.

Voldemort: I got a nose on the back of my hand.

Albus: Why?

Voldemort: *puts hand over nose*

McGonagall: Wow.

Sirius: I got a grim on my shoulder.

Hermione: I got an open book tattoo on my back.

Ron: I have the same tattoos as Ed Sheeran.

Lucius: Why?

Ron: Cuz Im gonna pick up the pieces and build a lego house.

Lucius: I dont get it.

Albus: I got a Starfleet Tattoo on the side of my chest!!

McGonagall: No, Albus, no.

Albus: Then what did you get?

McGonagall: ... a 1D tattoo...

Draco: I got a poison apple.

Neville: Why?

Draco: I dont know...

Neville: Well, I got a tattoo of chocolate.

Luna Lovegood: One my arm, I have a Tardis! And it says Geronimo!

Remus: WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS! NOT ALL GANGSTERS HAS TATTOOS!

Fred: ...I got arrows tattoos like on one from Avatar Aang!

George: OMG! ME TOO!

Fred and George: Twinzies!!

Harry: This chapter doesnt make any sense.

Hermione: none of them do...

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Sorry, I tried to research of what is a gangster and how to act like one, but all I got was tattoos of guns...

Random fact: I am watching Avatar: The last airbender episodes... Because of that last episode from Legend of korra, it showed Toph and I want to watch it...

Q: White lips, pale face, breathing in snowflakes...What song am I singing/typing?

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