To: Frank Zhange
Q: Dow does it feel to be left out on this questionnaire? Sad? Depressed, lonely maybe? Explain.
Nah, I am alright because earlier I answered my first question and I turned into a unicorn but then Voldemort was about to suck my BLOOD!, then a starfish (Patrick star), then the Doctor (Doctor Who) I didnt like the color of my kidneys for some reason...
I dare you to tell Hazel (Levesque) that you are breaking up with her because you feel like a girl, not a boy, so you are going through this change.
Frank: But...AWWWWW!!!! *tantrum*
Piper: *Charmspeak* Frank, do the dare now.
Frank" *Stops Tantrum* Okay. *Walks to Hazel* Hazel?
Hazel (Levesque): Yes, Frank.
Frank: I-I am breaking up wit you.
Hazel: *teary eyes* What? Why?
Frank: *Speaks white girl* Um. Because I feel like a girl, not a boy. K?
Hazel: Is this some sort of Joke to you, Zhang!!!!!?!!?! *Slap Hazel*
Frank: *Fans himself with his hands* OMG! *Still speaking white girl* OMG OMG OMG! She just slapped me!!! *
Then turn into a pink unicorn and act like a girl for the rest of the morning.
Frank: *Turns into a pink unicorn* *Still speaking like a white girl* Bye, Hazel, bye. Legolas!! Gandalf, Biblo!! Hop on, Losers! We're going shopping!!!
In the evening, at percisely 2pm, go back to her, wearing a dress, and tell her that you lover her, and have fixed you not-so midlife crisis. Process to kiss her, HAPPY ENDING!!! Then turn into a horse and ride off into the sunset together!!!!
Frank: Frankly detailed, Perc, see what I did there?
Percy: Yeah, hahahah, I get it...But I dont like gays so bye!
Nico: *tears up*
--2:00 percisely--
Frank: *wearing the same dress Percy wore when he kissed him,ugh, memories* Hazel?
Hazel: ...
Frank: I love you and I fixed my mid-life crisis!
Hazel: I know you do dufos!
Frank: WHat?
Hazel: I know that this is a dare, now kiss me.
Frank: *Kisses Hazel* (Me: AWWWW!!! adorable...<3) *then turns into a horse*
Hazel: *Rides a horse* I love Horses!
Frank: Yeah, because I am one.
Hazel:...yeah...(Not really)
*THEN THEY RIDE IN TO SUNSET TOGETHER AND GOT BURNT BECAUSE THE SUNSET IS HOT!!!!!!!* *dont worry, Leo and Percy could fix that*
FIN
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I read that last part about the sunset in an Itallian accent, you try it. It would make that sentence five times funnier.
RANDOM FACT: I love Ansel Elgort *BTW, HE'S MINE...He's like the only non-fictional character I love besides David tennant, Matt Smith, Theo James...This might take while but Ansel Elgort shall be mine. And I could ask John Green about it because he ships "Johnsel"...No nevermind, I ship that too! ... But stil love Ansel.
Q: Who is your favorite author? Mine, John Green
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