Dumb Blonde Quiz

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To: Annabeth

Q:  I dare you to ack like a dumb blonde for a day. And during this dare, I want the rest of the seven to quiz her. 

Annabeth: Oh, great...

Percy: STARRRT! NOW!

Annabeth: *Twirls hair* HEEeey, Perccaayyyy....

Percy: ...hey...Annabeth...

Annabeth: ANNABETH? YOU DARE CALL ME ANNABETH?!?!

Leo: that's your name.

Annabeth: ...Ohhh, righhhttt....*Giggle* Thannnnkkkssss, Leeeeeeeoooo...

Piper: Okay...Quiz TIME!

Annabeth: Oh! I looovvvee quiiizz tiimmmeee! I cant wait for quiz : thirty! That's when we eat Leo...

Leo: ...

Jason: Uh...Annabeth?

Annabeth: YAAAHHH?

Jason: She meant that we are going to quiz you.

Annabeth: Go **** yourself!

Jason: ... 

Hazel: Okaayyy, I'll throw in the first question.

Annabeth: YOU CANT THROW QUESTIONS! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

Hazel: It's figure of speech.

Annabeth: SPEECHES ARE FIGURES?!?! OMG! PERCY!

Percy: What?!?

Annabeth: Catch me! *Falls on the ground*

Percy: *Ahem* The asker said "Dumb blonde" not mentally...mental...

Annabeth: *Gets up* Fine...Okay, Hazel! Hit me wit ya best question!

Hazel: Okay, what is Percy's real name?

Annabeth: Um...*Twirls hair* um... *Looks up* um... um...um...um...

Percy: Percy is short for...?

Annabeth:; Um... Check please?

Piper: WHAT?

Percy: It's Perseus.

Annabeth: OOOOHHH!! *giggles* that makes sense...

Jason: Uh, next question.

Leo: What is the difference between a noun and a pronoun?

Annabeth: Nouns are immatures, pronouns have abs...duh!

Frank: LOL!

Piper: Oh! Can I ask the next question?

Jason: Sure.

Piper: What's the difference between the number 1 and 1.5 .

Annabeth: 1 is just 1, 1.5 has .5 .

Nico: You're supposed to be "Dumb Blonde"

Annabeth: Not all dumb blondes are "That" dumb!

Percy: Okay, now I will ask, um...What is---

Annabeth: Percy?

Percy: Yeah?

Annabeth: You know that you can talk to sea creatures right (and horses)?

Percy: yeah...

Annabeth: Well, dont fishes drown?

Percy: ... Yeah. They SURE do! *Sarcasm*

Annabeth: But how do they swim and stay in water for so long?

Percy: You throw cotton candy in the water for them to breathe! *lies and a dash of sarcasm*

Leo: LOL!

Jason: *Elbows Percy* PERCY?!?

Percy: What? It's fun!

Jason: Look at Annabeth!

Percy: *Sees Annabeth throwing cotton candy into the lake* Annabeth! Stop! I think they have enough cotton candy!

Annabeth: Oh, Okay!

Percy: So, to my question: What phone number do you call for an emergency, like someone is hurt really badly?

Annabeth: Percy, percy, percy...You are asking the question wrong!

Percy: Waht?

Annabeh: The REAL question is "What is the phone number for 911?"

Frank: that is the phone number.

Annabeth: But what's the phone number?

Frank: You just said it a while ago, 911.

Annabeth: THANK YOU!

Frank: What?

Annabeth: *Looks up to the sky* What's in the sky?

Piper: Uh, Clouds.

Annabeth: OOHHHH!!!

Hazel: This is gonna be a looong day. 

Jason: I'll do the next question, so Annabeth...

Annabeth: Yeah?

Jason: What color is your eyes?

Annabeth: Um... Wait lemme look! *Crosseyed* Wait...I cant see...*Moved eyes around*

Frank: Oh, brother...

Annabeth: wait...

Piper: You should use a mirror.

Annabeth: OkAY! *Slams head with a mirror* TELL ME WHAT MY EYE COLOR IS, MIRROR QUIM!

Piper: Next question!

Frank: Annabeth?

Annabeth: *Stops what she's doing* yes, what?

Frank: What animal am i? *Shape shifts into a bunny*

Annabeth: OMG! UR SO FLUFFFAAAYYY!! *Cuddles Bunny Frank* 

Hazel: So what animal is he?

Annabeth: A fluffy naked mole rat with fur!

Frank: *Shapeshifts back to normal self* What?

Annabeth: Oh, now it's a girl!

Frank: ...IM leaving...*leaves*

Jason: I guess I have to ask, Annabeth.

Annabeth: yes.

Jason: WHat would you do if your hair was brown?

Annabeth: I'd flip my hair back and forth, I wHip my hair back and forth!

The rest of the seven: IM OUT! *leaves*

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Okay, I know that is is short and a bit dull...but I'm not really inspired and I dont know much of dumb blonde questions (even if I looked them up.

Random fact: My hair is currently messy.

Q: I am running out of questions... Fly or run (Like super speed)?

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