Divergent Break-ups

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To: Edward and Myra (Divergent)

Q: Make out now.

Edward: *Makes out with Myra* done.

Why did you guys break up?

Myra: Well, Edward was much more violent than ever!

Edward: No, I wasnt.

Myra: You nearly killed drew!!!

Edward: so you care about Drew, now?

Myra: you were acting like a crazy physcopath trying to kill almost everyone!

Edward: well, I'm soooorrry, I was---

Peter: Shut Up! You guys sound like a crazy couple with weird problems!

Edward: I will kill u for doing this *points at eye patch*

Peter: first of all, I forgot that that happened and second of all, I---

Please get back together 

Peter: You know what? I am---

Myra: *Stabs Peter with a steak knife a bunch of times* shut up! Peter!

Edward: I luv ya bb

Myra: I luv ya too bb

*kissy kissy*

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I am so sorry, I am lazy and tired because I just did a 3 k run for charity.
And I am sorry for the late updates because of school and I also have acting workshop so, yeah.

Random fact (not about me): It's Elizabeth-the-Purple's BIRTHDAY.

Q: "Are you a cat or dog person?"

If you guys stop answering, I will stop asking questions because I dont really see the point of it. I just did it for fun and to get to know you guys better.

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