To: Peeta Mellark
Q: I dare you to pretend to 'malfunction' in front of your kids, AND Katniss, without them knowing it was a dare from me. You knw, since you're vot that whole fake leg thing, and the time where you got, lik, hijacked. I'd love to see what happens here. *Grins evily*
A:
Peeta: Um...Okay.
*Walks up to Katniss and kids*
Hello, Katniss, Kids.
Katniss: Hey, Peeta.
(In the book, Suzane Collins never mentioned the names of the kids so Im just making this up)
Katsa: Hey, dad!
Luke: Daddy! *Hugs Peeta*
Katniss: So, Peeta. I thought you were answering---
Peeta: AGghhh!!!! *Falls down, clutching his fake leg*
Katsa: Dad!
Luke: Daddy?
Katniss: *Kneels down* Peeta? What's wrong?
Peeta: AHhhhh! M-M-M-Mutt!
Katniss: What? Mutt?
Peeta: M-M-Mutt! Monster!! Mocking-Jay! Mutt! *Pushes Katniss away* Mutt!
Luke: Daddy?
Katniss: Kids, stay back! Daddy is just having a...Malfunction... (Yep, I used it)
Luke: What's a malfunction?
Peeta: AAHHHHH! *Shakes leg* Mutt! You're a mutt! *Yells at Katniss*
Katsa: That's a malfunction! *Grabs her brother and brings him upstairs*
Katniss: Peeta! It's me! Katniss! *Slaps him fivetimes like a maniac, think of it in a funny way...*
Peeta: You're a MUTT!
Katniss: A butt?
Peeta: A MUTT! I tell you! A MUTT!
Katniss: Thought ya said a butt!
Peeta: Ahhhh!
Katniss: Are you Hulk or something? You look like you are giving birth.
Peeta: Get away from me! *Pushes Katniss away*
Katniss: Hey! *Pushes back*
Peeta: Dont you see that this is a---
Katniss: *Slaps Peeta* You nearly gave me a heart attack!
Peeta: But I---
Katniss: *Slaps Peeta again* You nearly gave our kids a heart attack! (Heart attaaaaaaaaccckk ~Demi Lavato)
Peeta: Wait! I----
Katniss: *Slaps Peeta again* OUT! You are as damaged as Haymitch! *Slaps again*
Haymitch: Hey! Im right here, you know?
Katniss: How did you get---Nevermind! OUT! *Slaps Peeta again*
Peeta: Katniss, Im sorry. *Walks away*
Katniss: Peeta?
Peeta: *Turns around* Yeah?
Katniss: Will you stay with me?
Peeta: *Smiles* Always. *kisses Katniss*
Kids:Eww!
Peeta: The 'Malfunction' was a dare. Dont you worry. (And my father said, dont ya worry, dont ya worry, child. Heaven's got a plan for ya... I added a song)
*Family hug....With Haymitch....*
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Katniss: But seriously, How the heck did Haymitch come here?
(A/N: I know this is a ver Cheecky and weird answer to the dare. But yeah, it's the best i could do.)
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