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To: Nico, Percy, Annabeth, Piper, Jason, Hazel, Frank, and Coach Hedge

Q: So, Im in London...

Coach Hedge: Oh...British...

Piper: What's wrong with British people?

Coach Hedge: they hate me.

Percy: Why?

Coach: It all started in 1985...

Jason: Let's talk about this later...

... In a hotel, and there's this woman in the next room, and I think that she has tuberculosis, because she wont stop hacking. Can you get her quarantined? And into a sound proof area? Oh, and do ALL of the necessary (And unnecessary procedures to go this done. :) Thankkksss! I cant wait to see this unfolds. 

Hazel: I dont think this would be our job...

Annebeth: Why cant she ask the receptionist? We are teenage demigods...

Leo: I guess I have to take off my shirt to show my HOT abs...

Frank: What for?

Leo: She said "quarantined" right? 

Nico: I dont think you know what that means...

Leo: Yeah, I do! It means to put her into an aslym in that fluffly box, wrap her in in a soundproof room... Right? XD

Annabeth: No! That means to force her into isolation.

Percy: And how does that have to do with taking off your shirt to show your "HOT" abs?

Leo: ...I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED!!!

Nico: OHH! I KNOW THAT SONG!!! *Sings* And she WIIIIILLL be Loooovvved! And she WILLLLLL be
Loooooveddd! 

Coach Hedge: Morron 5? They are just a couple of demigods with the sound of Apollo!

Piper: It's Maroon 5! 

Coach: No one likes a know-it-all.

Percy: IKR.

Annabeth: *Glares*

Percy: I WASNT TALKING ABOUT YOU!!

Piper: *Glares more*

Percy: *gulps* Or you...

Jason: So, let's do this...even though we are not supposed to!! 

Everyone:YEAAHH!

**** 7 hours later, at the hotel****

Leo: Finally!

Frank: So , how do we do this?

Jason: DOOO WEE DOOOO!!!!! Sorry, Doctor Who...

Coach: We can beat the cupcake up!!!

Annabeth: No! We have to think of a smart and logical----

Nico: I say MAKE HER GO AWAY!!!

Piper: NO! We cant do that!

Nico: We cant do that.

Hazel: Piper, you are charmspeaking.

Piper: Oh, sorry...

Frank: Or, we can just make her WANT to be quarantined.

Jason: Good, so how?

Annabeth: Frank can turn into a wolf and go to the neighbor's room and make these different animal sounds.

Hazel: Yeah! And when that woman is outside of her room, not sleeping...Leo and run through the hallways and have his head on fire... BUT NOT TOO MUCH FIRE!

Leo: Hehe, yeah.

Coach: What about the rest of us?

Frank: I say you guys go with the flow, like tell the woman to go and hide isolated in a sound proof room. Because...if she doesnt...she'll end up like Leo...

Leo: Hey! Oh, wait...That's good...

Piper: Yeah!

Oh, and Piper, Jason's cheating on you (with Drew and a lot of other aphrodite girls).

Piper: *Slap Jason...Really, hard*

Jason: Ow! That's NOT true!

Sike! No, he's not that much of a Jerk---I mean Hero---I mean...bai! 

Piper: *Throws a rock*

NIco: Let's just do dis!

****NIGHT****

Woman: *Sleeping*

Frank: *Turns into a wolf* *Howls*

Woman: *Wakes up* Huh?!?

Frank: *Turns into a koi*

Percy: *Facepalm* 

Woman: *Goes back to sleep*

Frank: *Turns into a red panda* AHH!

Piper: aww... Franks has a lil cute voice!

Frank: *turns into a unicorn*

Nico: You know what they say, You can be anything! Unless you are a unicorn, then ALWAYS be a unicorn.

Coach: What cupcake says that?

Jason: IDK, Ironman?

Hazel: Thor is cuter!

Piper: He's dreamy.

Percy: Can you guys stop talking about Thor! Focus!... But I like Loki better...

Hazel, Piper, Percy: *Argues*

Frank: *turns into a wolf* *Howls all night*

Woman: *Tries to sleep* UGGGHHH!!! SHUT UP!!!

Frank: *turns into a baby whale* *Howls*

Woman: AHHH!! THAT's it!!! 

Frank: *Turns into a Koi*

Hazel: *Picks up her koi-boyfriend and Hides with the others*

Woman: *Runs outside of her room, cranky much?*

Coach: UGH! *Acting* WHAT IS THIS NOISE!!! *To woman*

Woman: IDK! I think it's wolf and a whale!

Coach: You are out of your mind, Woman!

Woman: But---

Annabeth: Dad! *Acting to Coach* The noise was so loud! IT MADE LEO ON FIRE!!!!

Leo: *Runs in the hallway, screaming with his head on fire* AHHHHH!!!!!!

Woman: AHHHHH!!! THAT"S IT! I AM GOING TO CALL THE HOSPITAL

Piper: *Runs in and charmspeak* I think you should be quarantined.

Woman:I WILL ASK FOR ME TO BE QUARANTINED!!! *LEAVES...oops, leaves*

Everyone except Frank: YAY!!!!!

FranK: *Turns into a unicorn* 

Nico: *sings* AND SHE WILLL BEE LOOVVVEDDD!

Everyone: *Sings* AND SHE WILLL BEE LOOOVVVVEDDD!!!!!

****

Random fact: I put the song here because I watched "The Last Song" I CRIED!!!

Q: What is your favorite song from 2012?

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