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To: Freddie Benson

Q: You are a Nub.

Freddie: Thank you, I get that alot, especially from Sam, who is now, apparently my girlfriend...again...

Sam: You are a NUB!

Freddie: I think thats an insult.

Sam: But you're MY nub *Gives Freddie a nuggie*

Freddie: Watch the hair.

Sam: *Nuggies more*

Freddie: And I dont see how 'You are a Nub' as a question.

Sam: It's just a reminder of who you are.

Freddie: But seriously, what is a Nub?

Sam: ... I dont know, and seriously screwed.

Freddie: And you just knew now??? *With a dash of sarcasm*

Sam: *serious* Dont play that on Mama. Mama doesnt like to be played.

Freddie: Yes, Sam.

Sam: Awww...You're soo cute when you are a nerdy geeky Nub! *pinches cheecks* You're like a lil friend chicken!!!

Freddie: Sam.. Sam, stop it! Sam!!!

Sam: *Stops* I am going to eat, bai!

 Freddie: Yeah, because the only thing she loves beside her motorcycle is food...unless it's diet.

Sam: Freddie, that's not true. *Serious*

Freddie: What????

Sam: I love you.

(Audience: AWWWWWW)

Freddie: I love you too. *about to kiss Sam*

Sam: *Stops kiss with fingers* I wasnt finished, I said I love you, but not as much as food. *Leaves him to eat*

Freddie: Just when Samantha Puckett was actually...normal.

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Random fact: I AM PROCRASTINATINGA AGAIN!!

Q: "What is a Nub?"

                   -Freddie Benson

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