Favorite Cupcake, Kill the Cupcake

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To: Coach Hedge

Q: Which of the seven is your favorite and which one of them you kill. YOU HAVE TO ANSWER!!

Coach: Favorite Cupcake? I dont know they are all messed up and leo is the burnt one.

Seven: HEY!

Tris: I thought I was Seven.

Four: You are six.

Tris: Oh...

Coach: Frank, because he is more trustworthy.

Frank: Heheh, we share each other our secrets...or was it Jason?

Jason: I dunno what you are talking about.

Frank: Yeah, that's me.

Coach: And my least favorite and the one I would kill without a doubt is Percy.

Percy: What WHY!!

Coach: As I recall, ONE TIME---which isnt the best, you and your girlfriend was at the stables in Argo II, I heard you were making out and---

Percy: NO! We weren't making out! We were just talking and kissed a few times! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM A COUPLE WHO HASNT SEEN EACH OTHER FOR MONTHS LONGING FOR EACH OTHER!!!!

Nico: ...

Coach: ...

Percy: *Sighs* I just miss her, WE EVEN WENT THROUGH THE FREAKING TARTARUS TOGETHER, DYING!!!

Jason: Woah, Jackson. Take a chill pill---

Percy: YOU TAKE A CHILL PILL! *Breathes heavily* Where's Annabeth?

Nico: I dont know

Jason: Eating.

Percy: Jason...You and Piper, how was it like?

Jason: I actually do not know, because I lost my memories at that time.

Coach: Woah, drama and awkwardness bomb! You cupcakes are seriously messed up.

Percy: It's not like YOU Have a...oh, yeah...you do... The wind Nympth?

Coach: Yep, I havent seen her in months and she's having a baby...

everyone: ....

Frank: I thought it was between you and me...*Whispers*

Percy: Sorry, it's just that...it's not the right time to talk about this...

Coach: Yep...

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Random fact: I have never been stung by a bee

Q: What do you think of unicorns?

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