To: Snape
Q: I dare you to confess your to to your true love.
Snape: Lily!?! I cannot tell her that she has a relationship with stupid P---
Percy Jackson.
Snape: P-P-P-P-PERCY JACKSON IS NOT MY TRUE LOVE!
Albus Dumbledore: Yeah, he is.
Snape: No, he's not.
Albus: Yeah, he is.
Snape: He's not.
Albus: He is.
Snape: Not.
Albus: Is.
Snape: NOT!
Albus: Is.
Snape: NOT! Do you really think I would fall in love a a demigod!?!
Albus: Stop denying it! Plus, everyone falls in love with a demigod.
Snape: Who do you love?
Albus: That's not my question to answer...*Leaves*
Snape: W-what?
Percy: *Enters* Hey, Snape!
Snape: WHAT! And why are you NOT WEARING A SHIRT IN HOGWARTS!
Percy: I am not part of Hogwarts. There may be a Percy before but he's not a son of posidon, he's a Weasley...
Snape: *Glares*
Percy: Okay, Im not wearing a shirt because I was at comic-con, and I thought people would see me as a cosplayer, but instead THEY ATTACKED ME!!!! And mostly ripped of my shirt yelling "LOGAN LERMAN IS HERE!" I dont even know who is Logan Lerman...
Snape: Go...away...
Percy: ...okay, bai! Im not coming back! I have to go to "my" world and stop the upcoming war.
Snape: Wait.
Percy: YESSSSSS?
Snape: I have to...confess something to you...
Percy: Okay...
Snape: My true love....
Percy: ...
Snape: You are my true love. I love...you...
Percy: ... uh... uh...uh...uh...uh...uh...uh...I...love you...too?
Snape: IT WAS A DARE, YOU STUPID FOOL!
Percy: Okay, that was redundant! Stupid and fool is the same thing! And gross, Snape, gross!
Snape: YOU DISGRACE ME, Jackson!
Percy: Says tha guy to confesses his love to a demigod!
Albus: McGonagall, pay up!
McGonagall: *Sighs and gives 10 Galleons to Albus*
Snape: Wait, you guys betted on this?!?!?
Albus: I like my games! *Grins*
Groot: I AM GROOT!
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HEY! GUYS! LAST NIGHT WAS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM GROOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Watched Guardians of the Galaxy.
Random (Not random) fact: I WATCHED GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOO!!!! FINALLY! And it was so funny, I died and cried, and laughed my life out....And NEBULA!!! Karen Gillan!!!! She was awesome, she even had her own fight scene! And all through the movie, I keep thinking most men there, was Rory Williams from DW... It was amazing...really, watch da movie!
Q: I am Groot?
~Groot
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