Ask Fictional Characters

Love Dare

To: The PJO Gang

Q: I dare Jason, Frank and Percy to break up with their girlfriends and go love of the other girl, and one of you will have to go gay with Nico. 

Percy, Frank, Jason: WHAT?

And Leo gets to commentate it. 

Leo: YES!!!!

Percy: But-but, I dont want to break up with Annabeth! I love her!

Jason: Yeah, and I dont want to break up with Piper, she is my muse and light!

Frank: Wow...BUT I CANT BREAK UP WITH HAZEL! IS IS MY SUNSHINE, MY ONLY SUNSHINE!!!!

Leo:Weird, I think I heard that song... NOW CHOP CHOP! I WANT TO COMMENTATE THIS!!!

Percy: NO! I refuse!

Frank: Me too!

Jason: ME THE MOST!!

Leo: But-but-but I WANT TO COMMENTATE! LEMME COMMENTATE FOR JUST ONCE! YOU GUYS ARE SOOO SELFISH! HOW COULD YOU GUYS DO THAT TO ME! ALL YOU GUYS CARE ABOUT IS YOUR GIRLFRIENDS! WHAT HAPPENED TO BROS BEFORE GROS---

Percy: What the hell is Gros?

Frank: I think he means girls.

Jason: And we never made that promise!

Leo: *Tears up* But, I've lost CALYPSO! BUT THAT DOESNT CHANGE MY LOYALTY TO MY BROS! 

Jason: Aww...Leo...Fine! But Im doing this for you and the fans, but then I'll tell her the reason. Because she is a precious jewel reflecting the sunset....

Frank: Wow, you got a sense of words.

Leo: *pouts*

Frank: Fine...

Leo: *Looks at Percy innocently*

Percy: Im not doing dat. I only have a sweet side for annabeth!

Leo" *Makes a scary face that is mad, then bursts into fire* DO IT!!!!

Percy: EEP! Okay! Okay! JUST GET SOME NEW CLOTHES!

Leo: ... *Runs away to get new clothes* 

Percy, Frank, and Jason: ...

Leo: *Returns with his favorite clothes Calypso gave him* Okay! Im in fireproof clothes! NOW DOOO IT!

Percy: Who goes first?

Leo: You. Since you asked for it.

Percy: whaaaa---

Leo: Chop Chop!

Percy: *Walks up to Annabeth nervously and talks to her*

Frank: I cant hear them!

Jason: Duh! Cause they are far away, we cant be too close! ...except Leo wearing a mic, that only shows to the page...

Leo: LEMME COMMENTATE! Okay, So Percy is starting to take it slow...Tells Annabeth that he loves her and that she is the most dearest to him and that she is the reason that he can do anything. She hugs him, and says something about loving a...seaweed...brain...

Frank and Jason: ??

Leo: Percy suddenly tells that he needs to breakup with her because...

***Percabeth conversation***

Percy: I think we need to break up...

Annabeth: What? *tears up*

Percy: nononono! Dont cry, I just think...you know, you dont deserve me...