Do. We. Do. ~Sherlock

2.4K 43 25
                                        

To: Shelock Holmes

Q: Ok, so Sherlock have you ever watched Doctor Who? If so, what do you think the probability of the Doctor being real is?

Sherlock: No, I do not watch Doctor Who. But I have heard of it. But I think of it, completely absurd. Science fiction...

John: But it's a good TV show, it also tells you about paradoxes, fix point in times, mysteries---

Sherlock: John, are you a...fanboy?

John: Well, I---oh, look! there's more!

If not, I dare you to watch all the 11th Doctor episodes and then answer the aforementioned question.

Sherlock: Okay, *Watches Doctor Who*

*While watching*

Sherlock: OH COME ON! IT"S OBVIOUSLY HIM!!!!

John: WHAT! Sherlock, you are spoiling it!

Sherlock: *Smiles* Spoilers...

John: *Facepalm*

*Later*

Sherlock: What? What is happening!?!?! No! You cant!

John: No! What is it with jumping off buildings! *Sobs*I think I need some alone time...*Leaves*

Sherlock: MOFFAATT!!! 

*Later*

John: Sherlock, she looks familiar.

Sherlock:Yes, she's Oswin Oswald but here, she is...Clara Oswald....

*Later*

John: *Cries* You cant! No! *Cries in Sherlock's arms*

Sherlock: Shhhh, S'okay John! We could get through this---No!!!! 

John: This is like one of those John Green books.

Sherlock: But it's so obivous that the Doctor is coming back for her. 

John: Sherlock!

Sherlock: And he could see his wife all a long but it would hurt him too much!

John: Shut up!

Sherlock: And there's a kissing---

John: Sherlock! This is why you dont travel with the Doctor.

Sherlock: There is a billion reasons why I SHOULD travel with the Doctor. With our intelligence combined, think of the---NO! Wait! this is a good part, the FEZ!!!

*Watches The Time of the Doctor*

Sherlock and John: DOOOWEEDOOO!

John: He kept his promise! *Sobs*

Sherlock: Sadly, I seen it coming... Rule one, the Doctor lies...

John: Shut up, Sherlock! You spoil everything!

*Later*

John: Now, you excuse me, I have to go sob in the bathroom... *leaves*

Sherlock: What will I do with my life, now? Oh, yes, answer te question.

Yes, I do expect him to be real but, I havent seen any blue boxes that go whooshh or some---

*Tardis sound*

Sherlock: *Looks out the window* *There is a TARDIS* Doctor? *Tardis doors open* John! I will be back, I need to get some...fresh air... *Goes outside*

*Enters TARDIS*

Sherlock: It's....

The Doctor: Bigger on the inside....Yes, I know...

Sherlock: I was about to say, smaller on the outside, but....

The Doctor: Not the first, but surprised.

Sherlock: You are real.

The Doctor: Yes, I am. And this is a time machine! Well, a time and relative---

Sherlock: Dimension in space. I know. You could travel anywhere through space and time through different dimensions...

The Doctor: Yes, so, where do you want to start?

Sherlock: *Smiles*

(*Doctor Who theme song* DOOOWEEEDOOOOO)

*****************

I feel like I just wrote a script for WhoLock. 

Anyways, fact about me: I have an owl, the name is Festus, named after Festus, the dragon.

Q: If you could travel anywhere through time and space, where would it be?

Ask Fictional CharactersWhere stories live. Discover now