Agents of Shield meet Avengerrssss

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WARNING: DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVENT WATCHED AGENTS OF SHIELD! IT CONTAINS SPOILERS TO AVENGERS AND AGENTS OF SHIELD

Plus, I put the time before Hydra took over Shield.

To: The SHIELD team (Coulson's Team)

Q: I'd like you to meet the Avengers. :)

Skye: OMG!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!! I GET TO MEET THE AVENGERSSS AND THORRR OMG!!! HIS MUSCLES!!!!! AHHHH!!!! SO DREAMY!!!!!

May: Calm down, Skye.... NO! THOR IS MINE!!

Skye and May: *Argues*

SImmons: It's aborable how they argue about an avenger...Fitz?

Fitz: *Hyperventilating* OMG!!!! OMG! I GET TO FINALLY MEET TONY STARK!!! HE COULD TELL ME HIS SERCRETS...HEHEHE...

Simmons: Okay, that is a little creepy... But I would like to my Dr. Banner! He could teach me some formulas and hidden equations and maybe if I could find a cure for him HE WOULD THANK ME AND WE WOULD BE BEST FRIENDSSSS!!!!!

Ward: I see that you guys have favorites...BUT NATASHA IS MINEEEE!!!!

Coulson: I think she is taken...

Ward: By who???

Coulson: I think Barton. 

Ward: WHAAAATTTT!

Coulson: They spend a LOT of time together...Clintashaaaa!!!!

Ward: :( ... I just have a crush on her, she is not my favorite---

Skye: Aww...Lil Ward has a lil crush on lil Natasha *Cute face*

Ward: Dont talk to me like that ever again!

May: So what about you, Coulson?

Coulson: Huh?

May: Your favorite Avenger. Well, you met him or her but who??

Coulson: Steve Rogers... I still have my trading cards but they have bloods on them...

Skye: Maybe Captain could sign your forehead.

Coulson: They still think I'm dead, I CANT LET THEM KNOW I AM ALIVE!

Skye: Why?

Ward: Coulson's death is what brought the avengers to unite and fight together.

Skye: oh, sorry...

Coulson: It's okay...*Checks watch* OMG OMG!!!! They are coming in 5 minutes! STAY COOL STAY FREAKING COOLL!!! DONT MESS THIS UP FOR ME OR I WILL MURDER YOU BRUATLLY!!!!!!

Everyone: ...

Simmons: Yep, staying cool.

Coulson: And can you guys make Captain to sign my T-shirt? *Gives Tshirt to ward* Just say it's yours... *Smiles and leaves*

Ward: :(

Fitz: What's wrong, Ward?

Ward: NATASSSHHAAAAAAA!!!!

Skye: Aww...lil Ward and his lil crush....

Natasha: Who?

Shield team: AHHH!!!!

Fitz: How can she sneak up like that?

May: She's a spy. Hello, Nat!

Nat: Hi. Long time, no see, Mel. *Hugs May*

Ward: *Holds tears* Hello, Natasha!

Nat: Ello, and nice to meet you.

Ward: *Frowns* DO DONT REMEMBER MEEE!!!! *Runs away*

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