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To: The Doctor (11th)

Q: I dare you to confess your love for Clara then Kiss her!!!!!! And then River can can all annoyed, divorce the Doctor then Clara can go out with the Doctor and they'll be together!!! 

The Doctor: Wha- I dont want to divorce River!

River: Just do it. I'm going to see Captain Jack Harkness.

Clara: OTP FTW!!

The Doctor: If they made babies, think of the sassyness...

Clara: Think of all your companions in one room.

The Doctor: SO.MUCH. SASSYNESS. So, anyway, Clara...um...I have to confess something to you...

Clara: Yes...?

The Doctor: Iminlovewithyou.

Clara: What?

The Doctor: Iminlovewithyou.

Clara: Doctor, speak clearly.

The Doctor: Im...in love...with you...

Clara: Doc--- *Gets kissed by the Doctor* *Kisses Back*

Donna: *Takes photo* He's finally found someone besides River!

Rory: *Cries* I ship River and the Doctor...

Amy: Because River's our daughter, and the Doctor is the only bloke you would approve for her.

Rory: I...True, yeah...

River: *Gets jealous*

The Doctor: *Pulls away* Im sorry...

Clara: ...um...That was...nice...

The Doctor: You taste like burnt souffles.

Clara: And you taste like...FishCustard...

The Doctor: Your souffles tho.

Clara: I TRIED! But it was too beautiful to live...

The Doctor: Like you.

Clara: What!?!

The Doctor: Sorry, had to say that since you know, your echoes...died...

Clara: Okay...

BTW, Clara HAS to like the Doctor back or I'll shoot myself! 

Clara: Im fine---

The Doctor: CLARA!

Clara: I'm just kidding, of course I like you back...

The Doctor: And for a thought, you were the only companion (Besides Donna) who doesnt 'like' me.

Rory: What about Amy?

Amy: ... THAT WAS BEFORE WE WERE---

Rory: Oh my gosh!

River: *Signs Divorce papers* Your turn, Doctor.

The Doctor: *Signs* Okay, we're done. BAI RIVER, LOVE Y....yawsers...

River: Time to see te Face of Boe!!! *Leaves*

Clara: What just happened?

The Doctor: I dont know...

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