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The Stars' Fault

To: Augustus Waters

Q: How does it feel to have one leg?

Augustus: Grand and brilliant and weird. Let's say, you have this crap or pins and needles or this kind of numbness, it's something like that, but you cannot control it and it's detached to you. And having a fake limb, feels like that kind of numbness attached to you.

Hazel Grace: Augustus?

Augustus: mm...Yeah?

Hazel: I---

Isaac: Guys? Where am I?

Augustus: In the AFC chat room. 

Isaac: Why?

Augustus: I dont know. dude, how did you get here anyway?

isaac: Well, I was playing some video game and then, BAM! I am here!

Hazel: Oh, wow. I think the circulation flow is broken.

Augustus: Or the Stars.

Hazel; Oh, the Stars...

Isaac: STUPID STARS! IT's ALL YOUR FAULT! I ALMOST HAD A HIGH SCORE.

Hazel: How would you know?

Isaac: They use the voice.

Augustus: Yeah... Oh the stars...

Hazel: The Fault in Our Stars.

Augustus: My thoughts are stars I cannot fanthom into constellations.

Hazel: That's a metaphor, it's not actually stars.

Augustus: But it's true. but a REALLY good metaphor is this, *Shows a cigarrette*

Hazel: Ahh, yes. You put the killing thing right between your teeth,

Augustus: but you never give it the power to do it's killing. *Smiles*

Augustus: So, what do you want to say to me?

Hazel: Huh?

Augustus: You were about to say something.

Hazel: Oh, yeah. I know that things are going tough so, I just want to say it.

Augustus: Okay. *Smiles*

Hazel: Okay.

Augustus: Okay. Okay?

Hazel: *Laughs* Okay.

Augustus: Okay. 

Hazel: You gave me a forever within a number the numbered day, and I'm grateful.

Augustus: It seemed like forever ago, like we've had this brief but still infinite forever. Some infinities are bigger than other infinities.

Hazel: We have our little infinity. 

Hazel and Augustus: *About to kiss*

Isaac: I have a feeling that you guys are about to kiss ---Which is mushy for my friends to do that.

Hazel: You do that with monica.

Augustus: Good thing you cant see us. Plus, we can hear you.

Isaac: Sorry, I guess Im blind towards people's affection with another.

Augustus: Ah. the thing that makes the three of us a team.

Hazel: What is?

Augustus: We all have 2 working pairs of eyes, five legs, and 21/2 working pairs of lungs. We are broken, but it's okay. It's Okay.

Hazel: Gosh, why do you have to be so cute.

Augustus and Hazel: *Kissing*

Isaac: And there's the kissing, you know, I feel left out and awkward with this. But I guess I just have to here here... Thank you, Stars, thank you. *Sarcasm*

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I've always wanted to ask this question... And yeah, I did quote. But I like to thank all of you for commenting, answering and questioning for me. :) You guys have been so nice to me!!! Thank you.

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