Petris

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To: Tris
Q: I dare you to make out with Peter in front of Four.

Tris: O.o

Four: T_T no.

Peter: never in a million years.

Tris: do I have to???? ugh! gross!

Peter: ugh! abnegation? never.

Max: it's only four minutes.

Four: yeah FOUR MINUTES IN FRONT OF FOUR!!!! SERIOUSLY???!?!

Tris: fine.... lets just get this over...with...ugh....

Peter: ...o...kay... *kisses tris awkwardly *

Four: JEHEHSKDHAKMSHDJEB!!!! IWILLKILLTHELIVINGLIFEOITOFYOUINFOURMINUTES!!

Tris: *kisses peter awkwardly*

Four:O.O IWANYTOMURDERPETERINHISCLOSETWHENHESLEEPSORPUSHHIMIBTITHEPITANEPUNCHHIMANDMILLIONTIMESINHJSBLOODLYCOLDHEARTWTF!!!!!!!!

Max: that's not really making out. you guys are just kissing! You have to start over!

Peter and tris: what!?!?!?! ughhhh !!
Four: WTFIMGONNAKILLUMAXANDPETERFORDOINGTHISTORTUREINFRONTOFMETHISISLIKEMYFWTGERSTORTUREBUTMUCHWORSE!!!!!

Tris: FINE! IF U WANT A MAKE OUT, I'LL GIVE U ONE! *grabs peter and kisses him*

Peter: O.o

Four: IAMGOINGTOPUSHPETERINLACAANDACIDSANDKNIVESANDSHOOTJIMANDTHIUSANDTIMESPERMINUTE!!!!!!

Max: you have to do it too, peter.

Peter:*rolls eyes* *kisses back*

Four: Iwilljust....yidjgdnzhfzfbzjxgjsryahfstjdfjsrhsthdhggg fhzhfsfhsfhsryshfdhgdhhfsyfsfysryartsfhdtuzhgxghdjgdjgdiydutstudgidtusufsufsrustusufditetstwwttdfrwetfgshgdfrttwrwtwwffrsfcsffsfsfsetwtwwtfwttfwtetdtegyrgdyrurgwtfxgdgkgxgjdusjgdgkdfswtfdjdugjgjxfwthdgidugugdwtgisgdgidugxguzufdkgdsigdgidgkdgkdigdgidgidigsrusiybncdxbnmghdjstuaruegkfotsuuwtoyftuihsutustuwtiyduorydoisgidgfoydyistuautdroukhdiydgjsjtstjegkdkyfhlgpkhdjgsgkrkgskslfhlsgjsjgsutwtiwuraryqutdykdyidgkdkgkcvkxgjgxkgdgdkgjdgkdhkfohffkkgdydgstsrwwggxgzudgjkdggdjigiydisggsjgjzgjzjvxkxvgkdxvkxgkdjgdjdgjgdkgdgkdkgdkggdgkdgkdgkxgkxkv.

**** four minutes later****

Tris and peter: *breathe*

Peter: ugh! that was the worst!!! I'm never going to do dat again!!!!

Four: IMGONNAKILLU!!!!!

Peter: ahhhh!!

Four: *pushes peter into a pit of lava and acid and knives, the shoots him a thousand bullets per minute (Which was 10 min. long). Then carries peter up and punches him a million times and pushes peter back into the pit*

Peter: *Almost dead*

Tris: I need to wash out my mouth... in acid... Ugh! Gross!

****

SOrry if I hadnt made this for soo loong...forgive me, you know...pressure due to...stuff... Im not really good at this...

And to all of you! I am so sorry that It's been like a billion years for you guys to wait for updates but I will not make any promises that this will be daily. Most people have lives outside of Wattpad. Please understand and thank you guys for the nice and awesome comments. They really encourage me to do more :)

-Sparky (As what Fearless_Heart calls me)

Random fact: During my holiday, I GOT A TATTOO! ...but not permanent, it will last about a week... It's a Henna Tattoo and it in a shape of a AWESOME flower! I got it in Dubai inside a cruise ship. YOU GUYS BELIEVE ME, DUBAI IS AN AWESOME PLACE!!! There's Ferrari World, Mall of Dubai (Which includes Book World, a HUGE Skating Rink, Kidzainia, Waterfalls, and SO MUCH MORE!!!), and etc...Wow, what a long random fact about me...and bonus, Dubai... Plus I love the Architechure! SO UNIQUE and ORIGINAL!!

Q: What is your dream place to go (Real and Fictional)?

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