ANIMALSSSS OF FRANK THE FRANK

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To: Frank (HoO)

Q: If you had to change into an animal and saty like that forever then what would you be?

Frank: (With no doubt) A unicorn.

Hazel (HoO): Frank, you cannot stay a unicorn forever, people will just try to hunt you down and---

Frank: NO! I WANT TO BE A UNICORN!!!

Percy: You know what they say. You can be any, unless you are a unicorn, then ALWAYS be a unicorn.

Annabeth: That's absurd, Percy. I think---

Jason: Aca-scuse me?

Annabeth: Wha--

Leo: Jason is a part of the glee club, so he talks like that.

Piper: Jason cannot sing--

Jason: Aca-scuse you. 

Piper: Yes, I am excused. And I CAN sing, even if my voice sounds bad, people would call it beauty. But it gets annoying.

Frank: *turns into a unicorn* Oh yeah! I AM SEXAAAYYY!!!

Voldemort: HEHEHEHEHE....

Frank: Ok, I am starting to doubt this *Tries to turn back to human* It's not working!

Voldemort: HAHAHAHH!!!!

Harry Potter: *Speaks white girl* Die, Voldz, Die.

Voldemort: NOOOOO! *Speaks white girl* OMG, Harry. You are such a bore! *Hair flips, I mean TRIES to hairfilp*

Harry: *Snaps fingers in a z formation* OMG, Voldz. You can even hairflip. Im outta here!

Frank: *Turns into a starfish* Great, patrick star!

*turns into the Doctor* WHAAATtT!!!!! I've regnerated! Oh, the teeth...different... LEGSSS!! I've still got legs *Kisses legs* Oh! Kidneys! I dont like the color!

Clara: Of your kidneys?

FIN.

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Fandom crossovers! Randoms fact about me: I love Doctor Who. (Period)

Q: Do you guys watch doctor who? If you dont then watch it. But I dont think you would understand at the very beginning since it's 50 years and all. I suggest starting with either nine, ten or eleven (doctor). Or read the summary of Doctor who b4 you watch it so you could get an idea of it.

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