Shersmaug, Johnbo Disorder

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To: Sherlock and John

Q: Do you ever suffer from multiple personality disorder seeing as Sherlock is smaug and John is bilbo? 

Smaug: Yes.

Sherlock: You dont need to answer that. It's me and John's question to answer! 

Smaug: I do what I want! I am a dragon.

Sherlock: Boring, I am a detective.

Smaug: I sleep in gold!

Sherlock: I sleep in Asgard.

John: You sleep with Loki? *smiles*

Sherlock: Shh...

Bilbo: ....well this is awkward...

John and Sherlock: ...

Bilbo: The question.

John and Sherlock: ...

John: OH! The question!

Sherlock: Right, right, yeah the question...

Johnlock: ...

Smaug: The question...

John: Oh, the question!

Sherlock: Right! The question! Yeah, right, the...the question...the question...the...question...uh... question...question...

John: I'll answer first... No. I dont even understand the question...oh wait, I understand it now. But I dont see Sherlock as Smaug.

Sherlock: But I definately think of you as Bilbo.

John: Why?

Sherlock: Your feet.

John: *Hesitates* *Looks at feet* *Schrunches eyebrows* *Hesitates* *Looks at Sherlock* *looks at feet* *look at Sherlock* *Looks at feet* *Looks at Sherlock* *Hesitates* I... what's wrong with my feet?

Sherlock: Nothing. It looks like a hobbit's.

John:  *Hesitates* *Looks at feet* *Schrunches eyebrows* *Hesitates* *Looks at Sherlock* *looks at feet* *look at Sherlock* I...It does not!

Sherlock: Im sorry, John, it does.

John: I...I...Bilbo, Smaug, what do you think?

Smaug: I agree with the "detective" who sleeps in Asgard.

Bilbo: Yes.

John: But-but-but...:( 

Sherlock: ...

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Sorry for late answer...again.. I am sorry...again...

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