Double Marvel date

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To: Clintasha and Sherloki

Q: I dare you guys to go on a double date. 

Sherloki: Okay.

Clintasha: WHAT!

Thor: You have to go on a date...that's double...

Clint: Me and Nat agreed a looong time ago to not date, or be...bf/gf or something...

Nat: yeah, last time we were together...didn't work out...

Tony Stark: What happened?

Clintasha: THAT IS CLASSIFIED!

Loki: DOOOO IT! Plus, I'd like to see my ship sail on a date... *smirks*

Clint: Although I do love Natasha...It's...complicated...

Nat: VERY.

Steve Rogers: DO IT OR I'LL MAKE YOU!

Nat: We're not afraid of you Steve! You're just too cute!! *pinches Steve's cheeks*

Steve: Ow...

Nat: Aww...<3

Steve: Okay, that is offensive!

Peeta Mellark: CAPTASHA!

Katniss Everdeen: CLINTASHA!

Peeta: CAPTASHA!

Katniss: CLINTASHA!!! 

Bruce Banner: Guys, take this outside...

Katniss and Peeta: *Leaves*

Clint: *Yawn* Im tired, gotta get some sleep!

Sherlock: It's 3:15 pm.

Nat: Clint likes to sleep early so he can snuggle on---

Loki: TO YOU!!!! I knew it!

Nat: NO!  To his Mockingjay arrows... Oh, and speaking of Mockingbirds...

Clint: Oh, yeah...I have to divorce Bobbi...

Loki: WHAT!!!! I MUST MURDER THIS BOBBI IMMEDIATELY!!!

Sherlock: Loki, what did I say about murdering...?

Loki: You have to solve it...you solve all murders!

Sherlock: And most dull detectives suspects you!

Loki: :D

Tony Stark: Sherlock, aren't you a dull detective?

Sherlock: Aren't you? 

Tony: Im not a detective. Im a billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, genius...

Sherlock: Sure you are...

Tony: What is that supposed to mean!?!

Clint: *calls Bobbi Morse* uh, hey, Barbra! ...oh, sorry, I forgot that you hate it when I say your full name... uhuh, uhuh, uhuh....okay... Im doing fine, you? .... that's great! ....YOU ARE WHAT!?! NO! ...This has to be a mistake... Check that DNA, braintissues, bloodvessels, anything! ...Im moving on...Im calling you so we can actually get divorce...I know things didnt work out in the past, but we have to! ....why? here's the real question: Do you want a crazy alien psychopath to kill you? ...

Loki: Im right here....

Clint: *To bobbi* Im asking you because if we dont... yeah...okay, okay...fine...just keep that to yourself...oh, wait...congrats...you are with who? ...COULSON! Oh, yeah, I knew that...tell him I said hi! ...yeah, and his team too...

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