Pick up Lines (PJO + HG)

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To: Cato, Percy, Peeta, Marvel, Octavian, and Jason Grace

Q: I dare you guys to use Pick up lines all day ( I might have changed the dare a bit) 

Percy: OHH! ME FIRST!!!! Nico!

Nico: uh...yeah?

Percy: Are you a son of Posidon? 

Nico: What?

Percy: Cuz you are sex-sea! HA!

Cato, Peeta, Marvel, Octaivian, Jason: ...no, percy, no.

Percy: :(

Nico: O-O okay...

Percy: But I shall continue---

Jason: My turn: Blaze... (A/N: Just in case you guys dont know, Blaze is Jason's new girlfriend....Don't worry...they'll break up soon...)

Blaze yes.

Jason: You . Me. Dam Snack bar. 9 pm. no one will know...

Percy: HAHAHAHAHAHA! DAM!!!! HAHAHAHWHAAHAHAHAHWAAA WHWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Blaze: Okay...

Octavian: I dont get it.

Cato: none of us do besides...

Percy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Cato: Percy... Okay, my turn... IM just saying this to Katniss...

Katniss: What?

Cato: I'll keep your arrows safe in my quiver.

Katniss: ...waht?

Peeta: I'LL KILL YOU, CATO!!!! *Tackles Cato* 

Katniss: :3

Marvel: Oh, I want to try this!! Um...Johanna Mason...

Johanna: What?

Marvel: Is that the cannon in the distance or is it my love beating for you?

Johanna: It will be a cannon if you dont shut your mouth.

Marvel: Eep...

Peeta: *Murders Cato for 5 minutes* Okay, now my turn.

Katniss; How did you murder him?

Peeta: ...that's classified...and gross...So, Katniss...

Katniss: Yes?

Peeta: That mockingjay dress would sure look good on my bedroom floor.

Katniss: ....no.

Peeta: Fine, can I just be your Mockingjay Pin? Close to your heart?

Katniss: aww <3

Peeta: And that's how you do it.

Effie: Lol. I have a better one! I used this on one of the Capital's men. Okay...You. Me. Mahogany Table. Now.

Haymitch: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 

Jason: I dont get it.

Finnick: You guys should hear this. Wanna see my trident? It will totally rock your world.

Katniss: wow. That will totally get the fangirls going...

Jason: Okay, Im just using pick-up lines to Blaze so I could have Piper back....Ahem* Blaze?

Blaze: Yes.

Jason: Are you a child of Dionysus? Cause Im crazy for you like a dolphin!

Frank: LOL!

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