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Airstrip Sixball

Fandom: Polandball

Name: Airstrip Sixball

Nickname: ASBall

Appearance: A countryball with white eyes (no pupils of course), black body and a red "AS".

Personality: Your very insane anchlussing countryball.

Likes: Alcohol, lots of alcohol, Americanball, Mexicanball, Great Britainball, most of NATDball, Ronald Reaganball, guns, hunting, Democracy, the Western Hemisphere, Switzerland, chocolates, decent YA books, complaining, Southerners/Rednecks.

Dislikes: Communism, Socialism, the state of Asia in this timeline, parts of NATDball, stupidity (though he promotes stupidity), liberals and some harmful opinions.

Friends: Most of NATDball.

Colonies: Nuopolisball, Switzerlandball

Backstory: Back before ASBall was a countryball he was a business inside a garage that handled computers and alcohol. When the founder of ASBall, Ferb, met the benefactor, he was the promised of controlling a country if he wishes to bid so.

During the auction Ferb won two countryballs, Franceball, and Spainball and so World War 3 began turning most of the countryballs to new hands. ASBall was one of them but was only received half of France and most of Spain.

Nowadays ASBall is feared for he is now, in a term "Anclussing" from the orders of NATDball and is accused of being a war mongering idiot, him and Ferb but one day. Everyone will think otherwise.

Capital: Parisball

Extra: This was meant to be a joke.

Note: You gave me a Joke character. In return, I gave you a sarcastic review. Enjoy!

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Out of all the fandoms you could've chose....you decided to go with–

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Okay.
Okay.
Time for me to stop being a whiny little girl. I need to woman up.

ALRIGHTY! Here we have lovely ASBall, a fan character made for the world of Polandball!
Which, if you're like me and had no idea what this was until today, it's quite literally a meme series filled with terrible grammar and..humor.

It's basically that CNN meme trend but with animated balls.
NOT THAT KIND OF BALLS, JORDAN, FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!!

Okie dokie then.

This character seems perfect for this fandom. A raving mess with words that don't exist, and what appears to be an author insert.

Seriously, Ferb. You need to tone down the alcohol consumption. I'm starting to grow very concerned about your health.

But anyways!

Along with his drinking problem, ASBall appears to be very...well...SOUTHERN if I may put it frankly.
The guns, the iheartAmerica sticker that I could definitely imagine on his back, hating Asia at this time, liking Democracy and opposing to Communism.
All you need is a southern drawl and he'd fit right in with my town.

And he'd need a gun.
And a pocketknife.
And a holy bible sitting in the passenger seat of a rusty pickup truck.

There's not anything wrong with rednecks– I'm actually from way way WAY in the woods and somehow I haven't been flipped off by any Liberals or Clinton-Lovers yet.
Knock on wood.
But I'm getting side tracked.
Point is, if you're making a low-down, dirty, slow talking conservative ball, make sure to point a warning sign on that thing. Because we're worse than we sound on TV.

Anything else I found?
Chocolates.
Complaining.
Promotes stupidity, but at the same time opposes it.
Yep. I'd say we're looking at a Shemale here.

And then Nuopolisball popped up.

'Nuff said.

Had his personality been for most other fandoms, I wouldn't hesitate to blatantly tell you to get the hell out and fix it.
However–
This is Polandball we're talking about here. So there's literally no need for me to point this out.

Also, he's feared for something called "Anclussing"...? Whatever that means. And of being accused of something equally ridiculous.

I think that about covers it.
As an original character, I'd give it..maybe a 2/10? Maybe.

As a joke character, I'm thinking 7/10.

Remember Ferb, with great sarcasm comes the great need to spout it. So don't hold back when making a JC! Cuss, break rules– hell, take everything I've ranted on or what you've ranted on and completely reverse it!

And if you actually make this fan character a thing, send me a link. I'm always up for a laugh.

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I swear I'll do better next time!