Let's Talk Fanfiction!! {Closed}

Guys get.....pregananant?!?!??!

Day 4: We're over halfway through with this, and I honestly just want nothing more than to flop down and give up.

I don't even know why I still read fanfiction when there's so many reasons not to. Like the unfinished chemistry homework in my bag. Or the books screaming to be edited on my dresser.
Or finding that scene in poorly done stories where the boy gets pregnant.

That's right.
Pregnant.

This especially happens in gay couples in stories. Not only that, but the person gets impregnated after one time of doing it in their entire life and they immediately know that they're pregnant.
That's..that's not how that works, guys.

So if you haven't guessed by now, we're discussing the horrifying topic of pregnancy and how these ten and twelve year olds portray it.
There is a reason males and females have different physical features and we should ALL know why. And if you don't, you are both too young to be writing that kind of bijizzle and too young to be reading this section.

Get off, mate.

Okie dokie, then, moving on!
This scenario bothers me more than most scenarios I've covered.
For starters, dudes are NOT BUILT to be able to have kids. They don't have the parts for it. Unless for some reason you're writing a fanfiction about Sims 4 where if you're a male and you're abducted by aliens, it's entirely possible to get pregnant.
But aside from that terrifying ordeal, there's literally no way possible for a guy to go through pregnancy.
Actually, I once watched a video on someone looking at the worst fan characters (they were all for the Sonic Fandom, no surprise there), and they came across one that had a story to go with it. In this story, Tails the Fox screws around with his Monkey Boyfriend one time and nine months later, Monkey Boy is having a little girl. No one questions this, besides wondering when these two under aged kiddos had time to do the frickety-frack. And somehow, this Monkey Boy grows a pair of breasts and pushes the child out through his non-existent female parts.
Mother of Chaos.

Another thing about this pregnancy topic that is rarely done correct, especially for fan characters, is the symptoms of being pregnant. I get it, it's different for every woman. Some might not gain a lot of weight. Some might not get too bad of morning sickness.
But even if you add those two, there's more than just gaining weight and getting sick. There's cravings, ridiculous mood swings, not being able to eat certain foods due to the child being difficult, being careful of the medications you take....

And what about finding out you're pregnant? The reactions aren't all the same and not everyone jumps for joy at the fact that they have a living being growing inside of them.
Honestly, I'd cry. And punch the hell out of my wall.
These "bundles of joy" aren't always perceived well. That's why some people get abortions– not saying I'm agreeing with it, I'm using it as an example.

The last thing I'd really like to point out here is how fast some can get pregnant. I know people who can't have kids no matter how hard they try. For some people, it could take four or five different rounds before finally scoring.

Along with that, you can't screw someone and then five minutes later take a pregnancy test and somehow get an accurate answer. You can't tell that soon. It's even often that pregnancy tests don't get it right the first time.

So please explain to me how these characters are pregnant twenty minutes after their first try?
Better yet, someone please jot down how in holy hell guys on here get pregnant??
Where does the baby come out??? Where the frick does it grow???

Okie dokie, I'm done. Question for today:

What is the absolute worst scene in a story you've read? Or most ridiculous. It can be a fanfiction, it can be a legitimate story– whatever comes to mind.

So vote!
Comment!
And I shall see YOU in the next rant!!!