Aphmau Trash

Headcanons??

Vylad sticks his tongue out when thinking a bit too hard

Dabte sang the first few lyrics of 'Your Text' to Vylad when they first met

Vylad gave him the number

Garroth didn't approve

"JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSENPAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIII" - Dante

Aphmau will fight you over which Mystic Messenger boi is best

Garroth has curls, like Daniel Howell's

RO'MEAVE CURLS IS MY FOOKIN SHITE

Zane straightens his hair

Zane has definitely said Nana Banana go get me a banana before

Aphmau wakes up super early sometimes to do her hair

Travis obsesses over rabbits

Laurence thought about growing out his hair multiple times before

He's also thought about dying his hair orange for April 1st

Vylad threw all his books and papers in a fire after collage

Zane was scared of scissors for eight years of his life

Travis yells "BOOPER DOOPER" every time someone says "Boop!"

Aaron, for the whole month of Aphmau's birthday, sent different ways of saying "Good morning" to her

From "TOP OF TH' MORNIN' TA YA LADDIES!" to "Ohayōgozaimasu"

Ohayōgozaimasu is "Good morning hun" in Japanese

Vylad gets bored and starts to slowly learn different languages

He can speak English, French, Russian, Japanese, Chinese and is learning Greek

Katelyn's inner nerd comes out when she jumps off the diving plank into a pool

"FOR PERCY JACKSON!" - Katelyn

Gene gets sweaty easily, so in eighth grade to half into tenth grade he cut his stomach instead of his arms

Dante found out cause Gene slept without a shirt on the couch

This was never brought up ever again

Zenix put peanut butter on his apple for lunch throughout all of elementary school

GARROTH, HANDS DOWN, HAS BEST HAIR AND IS BEST BLONDE

FIGHT ME

Overprotective Ro'meaves is my aesthetic 

Aphmau can't with english

In middle school Gene and Garroth were in honors class

When found out about 15 years later people flipped

Zane has neck pain at times

Kim thinks he hung himself in a past life, or sliced and/or stabbed his neck

Lucinda is best mum

Garroth at one point has asked "Is it neither (N-eye-ther) or neither (Knee-ther)?"

They all (But his bros) looked at him like he wasn't American

Garroth with British accent?

YES PLEASE

Aphmau and Katelyn dated for half a month

Travis shipped so hard

"DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND THAT THEY'RE TECHNICALLY SIBLINGS IF THEIR PARENTS MARRY RIGHT???" - Salty Aaron

Garroth and Kawaii~Chan have fought over if salty or sweet things are better

Here are some highlights

"YOU ONLY LIKE SALTY THINGS CAUSE YOU'RE RELATED TO ZANE~KUN!"

"YOU MIGHT AS WELL LIKE SALTY THINGS SINCE YOU'RE SO SALTY ALL THE TIME!"

"YOU DON'T LIKE SWEETS CAUSE YOU'RE NOT!"

"HOW COME YOU DISLIKE SALTY THINGS BUT YOU STILL MADE OUT WITH ZANE IN PUBLIC?"

Then Gene said bitter things are better

He got "YOU'RE BITTER" yelled at him

Katelyn and Laurence settled things down

"FUCK YOU ESSAY YOU CAN GO FUCK MY ASS"

"IF IT WON'T I WILL"

Don't ask who said what

That's all I got for today ya'll and I don't wanna sound desperate
But please comment, I'm so lonely and I can see ya'll that vote

Anyways, love you pumpkins
(I should have a name for ya'll)