Garroth and Blaze reference DDLC in as many ways possible
Travis and Dante sing the other to sleep if they can't
Garroth cosplayed Sayori and Laurence yelled from a distance "GIMME A TWIRL"
If you ever hear Aaron, Aphmau, Laurence, or Gene singing in a low voice you have been blessed
The rest of the Shadow Knights refuse to sing
Zane's been caught singing though
He was doodling in his room and had headphones on
Garroth, Laurence, Kim and KC walked in on him since they were gonna go to the mall
He didn't realize
He was singing 'Dear Darling' (Above ^^)
They cried
After Starlight, Zane and KC broke up
Aaron, Dante, Travis, Zane, Vylad and Sasha can play instruments
Aaron plays guitar
Dante plays drums
Travis plays piano
Zane plays violin
Vylad plays ocarina
Sasha ukulele
Katelyn and Travis watch SU, Gravity Falls, Breaking Bad, American Horror Story and other stuff together
Travis, Aphmau, Zane, and Dabte all watch anime together
Dante actually dabs the least
Even Zane dabs more than Dante
Zane loves memes
Zane learned how to ride a unicycle for Dat Boi
Zane actually likes shiny stuff
Zane, Vylad, and Kim share a rock and crystals collection
Zane writes in script only
Zane uses Comic Sans all the time
In a game of Do Not Laugh Zane will never laugh
Zane just says things, he doesn't think before-hand
Zane has a hard time losing weight
Zane takes health seriously
Mental or physical
Zane gets really offended when accused of cutting
Zane spies on Aphmau, Garroth, Vylad and Gene's dates
Zane is dad-friend
Zane's favorite thing to say is "I'm just gonna be blunt, you wanna see my cock?"
Trans Zane gives me willpower
Zane mumbling flirts is the shite
Okay, look, I don't know who to ship Zane with so alphabetical order
Aaron: What're some memories that you'll remember?
Zane: Kogda ya stanu starshe, ya oglyadyvayus' na vse moi venchayushchiye vospominaniya, i ya podumayu o tom, kak rodilis' moi deti, v tot den', kogda ya vyshla zamuzh, i v tot den', kogda ya vstretil vas**When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you
Aphmau: If I were an animal I'd be a doggo!
Zane: *Mumbles* Yesli by ya byl os'minogami, vse moi 3 serdtsa bili by za vas**If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you
Blaze: Do ya'll believe in love at first sight?
Zane: *Mumbles* Ya ne veryu v lyubov' s pervogo vzglyada, no ya gotov sdelat' isklyucheniye v vashem sluchaye**I don't believe in love at first sight, but I'm willing to make an exception in your case
Zane reads smuts
And enjoys it
Zane has read every ship
Zane sends everyone weird voice messages that are him insulting them backwards
Zane sometimes just screams random bullcrap
Zane likes licking things
Don't take that the non PG
Zane's bed-head hair is almost as much of a mess as him
(I interrupt this spam of Zane headcanons with a FUCKING TRUE FACT @Diamondtheotaku SING LIKE A MOTHER FRICKING ANGEL AND WHO EVER DISAGREES IS A NIMP)
Zane loves hats
Zane actually is really good at makeup
I'm tired
YOU ARE READING
Aphmau Trash
FanfictionYo, this started out as a story and then oneshots and now AU stuff. Basically a bunch random Aphmau related stuff. Have fun ^~^
