Aphmau Trash

HEADCANONS CUZ I GOT NOTHIN ELSE

I'M TOO BUSY TYPING OTHER STUFF TO WRITE A ONESHOT SORRY

Garroth sometimes wears turtlenecks as a scarf

Vylad and Kim love making origami 

Garroth says "Ornagimi" as a joke

Aphmau's favorite kind of paper is index paper

Every Christmas Dante goes to Gene's and Gene puts Dante on his shoulders to put the star on top

Kawaii~Chan likes to post encouraging comments on everyone's YT channels

Vylad is best hider

Laurence is best seeker

Kim and Lucinda love picnics

Garroth totally plays with Snapchat filters

Sasha has the most streaks

"SHREK 5 SHREK 5 SHREK 5 SHREK 5 SHREK 5 SHREK 5 SHREK 5 SHREK 5 SHREK 5" - Dante

Sasha gets really angry when Zenix blasts his music

Melissa calls present rap absolute trash

Save Dante from Travis' obsession with Little Nightmares

So many of them have kissed, they're basically family

OH WAIT

Platonic kisses are Garroth's thing

He'll give you a kiss and tell you "It's okay, your boo boo will get better!"

Then Kawaii~Chan will give you a cookie

Once during high school the orchestra had to play songs and it was on their principal's b-day

Vylad struggled to play Happy Birthday, and then realized he was playing it too quickly

While Aphmau aced every song

They never played violin ever again

Blaze likes to joke around with ships

Dottie eats so slow, she eats even slower than Daniel

When he was younger, Daniel's mother used to sing "Song of the Sea" to get him to sleep

(Of course if you read my other book, you would've known already)

Vylad has a tendency of forgetting he's no longer in school

Dante always goes to sleep at 10 P.M.

Zane barely sleeps

IT'S 3:18

Garroth sometimes wakes up to hear Zane giggling at cats videos or something

In return, Zane catches Garroth stumbling around the kitchen

Melissa gets regular stomach aches

Daniel is always looking for a new game to play

Daniel has called many people 'mom' before

Aphmau, Melissa, Dottie, Zane, his real mom, some other close friends

The pups have an official blanket/pillow fort

They named it "FSHHHH"

While the SK's named their blanket/pillow fort "GHG"

No one else knows why they named it GHG

Vylad once texted in a group chat: It's 3:41 A.M. and I'm still studying, no one old me?

Cadenza and Laurence can eat a three-course meal and still hear their stomach growling less than 2 hours later

Gene is so sleep deprived he will space out while doing anything

Vylad broke a chair when he heard about wha happened in Emerald Secret

He almost broke Aaron's chair when he heard what Aaron did to Garroth in Starlight

Dante now puts Gene to bed at 9:30 every night

During high school Melissa would say 'Tummy Hurt' to Aaron and he'd hate it

'Knarbkleness' is officially Blaze's favorite word

To make anyone shut up, Katelyn will grab their boob/nipple

Here's a demonstration:

Teony: Kate, you mixed these two steps and you technically aren't required to do this step-

Katelyn: *Squeeze Le Tit*

Teony: O//^//O ...

and

*Insert Dan n' Trav arguing*

Katelyn: *Walks up, oops both of their noses and pinches their nips*

Da Bois: Q//o//Q

Katelyn: Hush

Anyways, I totally ship Katedanvis

Let Travis have his girlfriend and his boyfriend

Dottie likes it when people speak in a language she doesn't understand, it's like a kink I don't know the name of

Garroth has a black jumper from Zane that says 'I Am Freaking Cold'

So besides the SK's, Vylad and Travis definitely did graffiti

All the Ro'meaves learned to drive before 16

Travis can make an accurate turkey noise

Aphmau Characters as masters of things:

Aphmau: Making noise

Katelyn: Exercise

KC: Baking

Garroth: Naming things

Laurence: Cooking

Dante: Weapon throwing

Travis: Flirting

Zane: Changing moods like a girl on her period

Vylad: DISAPPEARING AND NOT COMING BACK FOR FIFTY DAMN YEARS COME BACK TO ME MY BABY

Gene: Spray painting

Zenix: Making snacks and packing lunch boxes, like he packs that good shit.

Sasha: Throwing parties

Michi: Gymnastics

Aaron: Making anyone head over heels for him

Melissa: Improvise

Blaze: Having everything everywhere

Dottie: Making cheesy puns

Daniel: Gaining and losing mass amounts of weight

Kacey: Being a good boi

Kai: Deception

Ein: Acting

Lucinda: Magika

Kim: Memes

I want to write ship head canons but I have no idea of what ship to do ;n;