Aphmau Trash

These aren't even headcanons

When she was younger, Aphmau definitely experimented with her hairstyle
From the dora hairstyle to straight up gelling her hair

Sylvana remembers her spilling glitter all over her over-gelled hair

Spiderman is by far the most favorited hero out of all of them
That was weird phrasing

The others who's favorite isn't Spidey arrrre

Aphmau: Wonder Woman
KC & Dottie: The Hulk
Travis: Changes like a girl's mood on her period, but usually Batman
Aaron: Deadpool
Ivy: Poison Ivy, she refuses to say anyone else
Tiana: Too busy to watch anything, girl works too much
Michi: Batman

Also, MELISSAAAAAAAAA

WHAT THE FUUUUCK 

TERRYYYYYYY

MY SWEET CHILD DIED AND EIN IS A FUCK FACE

POOR DANIEL AND APHMAU

THEY FUCKING JUMPED DOWN BALCONIES 

HOWWW LIKE MY SMOL POTATO ALMOST FELL

ALSO ZANE IS COMFIRMED SPIDERMAN
I'M NOT ONE TO LIKE KIDS BUT HOLY JESUS CHRIST HE MELTED MY HEART

ALSO GARROTH IS SO RELATABLE

THINKING OF HIS FAMILY FIRST EVEN THO HIS PARENTS GOT CAUGHT
POOR RO'MEAVES

FAMILY COMES FIRST AND I LOVE HIM FOR THAT

THIS BOY'S MINE

VYLAAAAAD SAVE YOUR FUCKING FAMILY

HE'S ON VACATION AND HIS FAMILY IS A FUCKING WRECK

HALF IS KIDNAPPED AND THE OTHER HALF IS ON THE RUN

BLAZE IS GETTING FUCKING BEATEN

JEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Anyways, moving on

Lucinda congers up a portal and steals a Melissa from the on alternate universe where everyone is Melissa
Day is fucking saved

While Melissa is taking a nice nap and the group is finally in a nice place;

Aaron's screaming at burning cookies
Aphmau is in a cabinet crying for no reason
Garth's running around waving a pan in the air while screaming words from another dimension
Lucinda is watching with a cup of burning tea in her hands
Zack is passed out with drool coming out of his mouth on the counter
Zane is preparing a ritual
KC is hanging from one of the lights screaming at light
While everyone else is either outside or sleeping/tired of their shite

I know what you're thinking, how did they escape from that hell?

Simple, Vylad comes in with an airplane and picks them up while the rest of the SK's kick the asses of the guards because they're too hot

When they do get back Laurence is the first person they see

He fucking tackles Garroth and the two boyfriends cry

Dante was helping Gene with moving some boxes and he just drops everything and sonic sprints cause he has that blue hair

He starts crying and Gene catches up
Dante demands them to explain what happened as Zenix and Sasha come out from their backyard and run to them

The group explains everything in the SK's house and Laurence and Zenix immediately start to check for injuries

Dante and Gene make food for them to settle down and they decide to all have a sleepover, including the parents