Aphmau Trash

I Want Death

Vylad was in honors class in junior highschool and every class had an extra class

He got music, and his class learned to play violin

Once, while practicing 'Old Mc'donald Had A Farm' he got into a fight with a girl

It was just verbal, but it was messed up

The shite they said

More like he

He said things like "YOUR EYE BROWS HAVE MORE HAIR THAN YOUR VAGINA"

"WHO THE FUCK SAID WHAT I SAY MAKES SENSE??"

"THERE ARE MORE HAIR ON YOUR EYEBROWS THAN ON YOUR FATHER'S BODY"

He jabbed her hip with the violin bow when she pushed him off a stool

When the left class she was drinking water at a water fountain and he told Zane "No wonder she's drinking water, she's always thirsty"

She was apparently, "The thirstiest hoe he's ever met"

(This was based on a real like experience :D )

All logic goes out the window when Vylad's angry

All Ro'meaves get physical when mad

Kawaii~Chan has missed the most days of school

Gene, Zane, Dante and Kim love Danganronpa

"MAKOTO NAEGI HAD GONE BACK HOME TO THE TRASH" - Lucinda

She yelled that when Kim started to rant bout Naegi

If Travis wants cuddles he'll just get them no matter what

Dante's hesitant and either asks for permission or uses a pick up line

Like "I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?"

"I'm afraid of the dark. Will you sleep with me tonight?"

Garrence bath cuddles

I'm gonna start writing headcanons for every ship after this ;u;

!Warning! Dante spam

I love Dante so much like I cri

People think he's a hoe but he's so loyal he's more loyal than any thing that's been on any universe

PEOPLE HE FUDGING WENT TO THAT DAMN GATE FOR OVER 15 FRIDGING YEARS K??

5,475 MOTHER FRICKEN DANG DAYS PEOPLE

I DON'T KNOW ANYONE ELSE THAT'S WAIT THAT LONG

AND FEEL GUILT BECAUSE APH TOLD HIM TO WAIT THERE AND HE STAYED AND HE BLAMED HIMSELF FOR NOT GOING

BUT HE KEPT GOING

WHILE STILL SUPPORTING A FAMILY

AND PROTECTING AN OLD VILLAGE TO THE BEST OF HIS ABILITIES

I CAN'T 

WHO EVER TF EVER INSULTS HIM IS A FUCKING WHORE

I'm fine

Dante has a music YT channel

Dante rages way too hard

Dante loves P!ATD too much

Gene: CLOSE THE GOD DAMN DOOR
Dante: HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD CLOSING THE GOD DAMN DOOR NOW

Dante went to the same junior highschool as Vylad and his extra class was dance

That's why he's good at DDR

Dante seems like the that'd be at the party like "SHOT SHOT SHOT" but he doesn't encourage that kind of behaviour

Dante is that one friend that'd leave you alone if you're drunk

He won't associate with you you are are even fine with smoking or vaping

From all the time Dante's spent with Travis he's picked up a language and a half

Dante totally doesn't have a Wattpad account and totally doesn't write cute asf fluff

Dante loves when people speaks in languages he can't understand

It's like his kind of asmr

Sorry that it's so short, I'm reading a really good book for my own selfish needs. I'll try again