Aphmau Trash

HEADCOCKS FPUR

Kawaii~Chan smells likes a bakery 24/7

TRAVIS CAN AND WILL PLAY THESE SONGS

Katelyn and Blaze are the people that'd whisper in your ear "You are now aware of your breathing"

Aphmau loves 'House of Gold' and 'Doubt'

Ein eventually gains intelligence and becomes friends with everyone

Wtf is the ship name of Garroth, Laurence, Blaze, and Ein?

Travis loves Paris

Zane doesn't have mirrors in his house

After Starlight Zane moves out to another house on the street with Vylad

Blaze moves in with Laurence and Garroth

Dottie loves Music.lly

You insult Daniel, you insult the whole werewolf squad

You hurt Daniel, you hurt the whole werewolf squad

You dislike/hate Daniel, you dislike/hate the whole werewolf squad

Vylad is very responsible

I loves Vylad so much you don't even know

Vylad is used to being forgotten

So when Aphmau recognized him during college he almost cried

Poor bab just wants love

Vylad won't take shite vv

Ein: What do I do? How do I make a good impression?
Vylad: *Puts Hand On His Shoulder* Hey, do yourself a favor and just don't be yourself. I know people say it a lot, but bad idea in your case.

Kai: Why are you so rude to me?
Aphmau: Yeah, he's so nice!
Vylad: Pfft, I'm not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.

PHD Ivy: VY-
PHD Vylad: I can't help imagining how much better the world would be if your dad had just pulled out.

Derek: Hi my na-
Vylad: Please, save your breath. You'll probably need it to blow up your next date.

Zane: Books are over-rated
Vylad: Sorry, I didn't get that. I don't speak bullshit.

Garroth: Why does Zane hate me?
Vylad: If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.

Vylad, to Dante: Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when I'm around?

Okay I'm done

Vylad has mastigophobia and taphephobia

 mastigophobia, phobia for getting beaten 

 taphephobia, phobia for being buried alive 

Vylad says "Sorry I have anthropophobia" when he doesn't wanna talk

When Vylad's made at Zane he'll tell him "I have Stanophobia, go away"

Vylad loves these two lines

"Good thing I don't have harpaxophobia or else I'd be running."
It confuses people but harpaxophobia is the phobia of robbers

"I heard you're good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y"

Vylad is nerd

Vylad got Garroth glasses that looks like Luciel's (707) glasses

Vylad got glasses that look like Yuri Katsuki's from Garroth

Garroth said "Blame Aphmau, Travis and Zane"

Vylad loves Dangan Ronpa

Vylad has a joke YT channel and he makes videos of him putting make up on people and he doesn't even know them

Everyone has left happy

Vylad eats everything

And I mean everything

I MEAN IT'S CANON HE'S EATEN MUD/DIRT AND GLUE

He's eaten lipstick, crayons, a bit more makeup, hair, fur, ect

Vylad likes saying "Headcocks" right after somebody- ONCE TOLD ME- says "Headcanons" or "Head"

Aphmau: Aaron, babe, is your head-
Vylad: HEADCOCKS

'The Hanging Tree" is his favorite song

Vylad's one of the only people that have figured out Zane's backward speaking messages

Vylad has several books with fan fiction

Just everyone x everyone

Vylad broke his arm climbing a mountain once

He was never let outside alone for 5 years

Vylad has broken more bones, beside Aaron, than anyone else

Vylad can and will correct you if you refer to a plant incorrectly

Aaron: Aph! Look at the rose!
Aphmau: Almost as pretty as you~
Vylad: Actually it's a red poppy

Vylad's favorite plant name is 'Pussy Willow'

Vylad's favorite flower is 'Morning Glory'

His favorite plant is "mistletoe"

Vylad could binge watch Hunger Games for years

Vylad hates his name cause NOBODY EVER SPELLS IT CORRECTLY THE FIRST TIME

(I did ;u;)

Vylad also gets triggered when you don't use correct grammar, punctuation, or spelling

Kawaii~Chan: Kawaii~Chan and Michi~Sama-
Vylad: MICHI AND I
Kawaii~Chan: ...

Story Time

Aphmau sent Vylad an email about Aaron breaking a flower pot and this was the short convo

Hi Vylad! ^w^

so aaron just broke a flower pant and we have no idea how to put it back together so can you come over and help? thxs

!~xoxo Aphmreow~!

Dear Aphmau,

*So
*Aaron
*.
*Thanks!

Coming over in about five minutes, also how did he even manage to knock it over?

                                 Sincerely,
                                             Vylad Ro'meave

Aphmau never replied

Tarvis' favorite song is 'The Knife In My Back'

I'm really tired and my head and eyes hurt ;u;