Kawaii~Chan has a problem that she constantly bite things like a baby without teeth
"Kinky" was all Travis said
Blaze, has and will, screech at the top of his lungs in every relationship "FUCKIN' HOLD ME"
Aphmau gives nicknames to remember things
Laurence secretly gives everyone nicknames
Dottie and Daniel name everything
Garroth has werewolf ears and tail but hides them
Laurence demanded for cuddles when he found out
Aphmau forces them to cosplay for her Instagram
GARROTH IS MY SUNSHINE AND I WILL FIGHT ANYONE WHO DEFIES ME
Garroth has every kind of clothing, either from a friend or made by himself
Garroth will change subjects of a conversation if it's not happy
Garroth uses the bathroom like one or twice in two days
Garroth is very emotional but forces a smile anyways
Is the sunshine of my life
Garroth jumps like really high
Not as high as Kawaii~Chan though
Did you even see her when she heard about the Aarmau engagement?
Garroth has cross-dressed before
Garroth would definitely go through the pain in Starlight-Cursed over and over again for the happiness of other people
Garroth dislikes chocolate ice cream
I love Garroth so much I'm sorry
Garroth shines brighter than any star
Garroth like I Kissed A Boy by Cobra Starship better than I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry
Cause he can relate to it
Alright I'm gonna stop now
But one last thing
GARROTH IS THE SUNSHINE OF MY FRICKEN HEART
Garte is a good dad and when told not he gets really sad
Aphmau and Katelyn have actually tried out for the cheerleading team as a joke
They got accepted
To make them feel better Garroth and Travis dragged Laurence to fake being girls and joined
Ivy was jealous of the "new members"
They were actually pretty good
Like fuuuh
Being late for football (soccer) and baseball practice was awkward for a few days
PHD held a talent show one year and Katelyn sang
The whole audience was blown away by her angelic voice
Travis and Dante dance like they're the gods of dancing
Garroth has kissed Gene's cheek on a dare
After all the shite he's been put through, Garroth's went form polysexual to demisexual
Zenix, Sasha and Vylad will scold you for saying "Gay/lesbian" or "Straight" to identify sexualties
Vylad will yell at you saying "YOU CAN'T BE STRAIGHT, THE HUMAN BODY HAS TO HAVE CURVES TO ATTRACT NON-SPECIFIED GENDERS AND FOR HUMAN BODIES TO WORK PROPERLY. BUT IF YOU MEANT HETEROSEXUAL, THEN SAY HETEROSEXUAL YOU NIMP"
Zenix and Sasha will simultaneously say "You mean homosexual?"
SK's get easily triggered when you bring up sexuality and genders
(I get so angry ;n;)
Vylad and Zane actually have the same taste in music
When they found out, along with everyone else, they were worried
"DOKI DOKI MY ASS" - Aaron
Aaron dislikes DDLC
Aphmau, on the other hand, has cosplayed Monika
"I don't get it! Monika legit ruined the whole game! And people still like her better than Yuri?!" - Travis
Garroth actually got emotionally attached to Sayori and became a freaking mess when she hung herself
Everyone said that Natsuki is 100% the official Kate~Chan child
Aphmau got Vylad to make a fake Book of Markov
The actually book was an English Oxford Dictionary
Zane likes those boxes that have the gloves that let you touch bubbles
Mystic Messenger Luciel (707) routes killed Kawaii~Chan, Katelyn and Aphmau
If you ever bring up MM to either Dante or Travis they will cry
Aphmau dragged Katelyn into cosplaying Natsuki
Zane has freckles on his face, shoulders and light ones on his wrist
GARROTH WITH SHOULDER FRECKLES THOUGH
Vylad with freckles gives me goosebumps
RO'MEAVE FRECKLES IS A DEFINITE YES FOR ME
"OKAY BUT V"
"YEAH OKAY BUT HIM AND VIKTOR ARE DEF RELATED"
This was Katelyn and Aphmau just screaming in the middle of a party
Gene caught Dante listening to "Or Nah" once and Dante got a lecture
Everyone thinks Vylad is so smol and innocent, but no one is safe
Vylad will flirt and tell so many dirty jokes and flirts in french
Garroth, Zane and Travis are mortified
Ex:
-Aphmau Group Hanging Out-
Gene: I have a trampoline in my backyard, wanna go play there? Cause I'm kinda bored here
Vylad: Es-tu un trampoline parce que je veux rebondir sir toi*
Garroth: NON!**
Zane: Oh mon Dieu arrête***Gene: ???Travis: VYLAD JE SUIS À DIEU****
*Are you a trampoline because I want to bounce on you
**NO
***Oh my god stop
****VYLAD ISTG
Ex 2:
Aphmau: Hey, you guys want tortillas for lunch?
Vylad: Êtes-vous une tortilla? Parce que je veux te retourner et te faire manger*Zane: *Chokes On Air*Garroth: Tu as besoin d'eau bénite!**Travis: Qu'est ce qui ne vas pas chez toi?***
*Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out **You need holy water!***What is wrong with you?
Zane and Garroth will mumble flirts in Russian
"Vy iz Rossii? Potomu chto ty moy serdechnyy ritm"** "Are you from Russia? 'Cause you're russian my heart rate" -ZuZu
"Ty solntse? Potomu chto ty takoy krasivyy, chto osleplyayesh' menya!"** "Are you the sun? Because you're so beautiful it's blinding me!" - GarGar
Bonus:
Travis To Garroth: Garrot ty - solntse*
*Garroth, you ARE the sun
I like writing pickup lines, they're cute and I adore them ;u;
Okay that's enough for today I need sleep
LIKE THE OCEAN BROS
YES I REFERENCED TO GENE AND DANTE AS "OCEAN BROS"
I LIKE THE HEADCANON THAT THEIR LAST NAME IS "OCEAN"
BUT SRS THEY NEED SLEEP
K BYE
YOU ARE READING
Aphmau Trash
FanfictionYo, this started out as a story and then oneshots and now AU stuff. Basically a bunch random Aphmau related stuff. Have fun ^~^
