Thank you all for being patient! As a reward, I have decided to publish some more chapters at once AND! I have decided to fill this chapter with the bullshit you guys like for some reason: KARASUNO GROUP CHAT! But!! With a twist! I've gotten requests for conversations the group chat will be having! Yis. But, this request is by my good friend who's name I would not be saying.... But we bond over Yaoi so you know we're homies. If any of ya'll dirty minded friends of mine would like to request a topic! Just message me or comment. I shall pay attention!
The Karasuno Group Chat ~ SUPER SNEAKY ~ Requested by: My Yaoi Friend
Tsukishima has been removed from the group chat.
Tanaka Great! He's gone. Now for our plan....
Nishinoya Is everybody ready?
Yamaguchi I don't know about this... Tsuki might get mad.
Hinata What are we doing?
Kageyama We explained this yesterday!
Asahi Well I'm not explaining.
Daichi Me neither.
Suga Well. I will. Hinata, we are all curious about Tsukishima's life outside of school. We want to know if he's cold hearted and serious at home! So, Tanaka and Nishinoya will be spying on him and texting us what happens.
Hinata Cool!
Nishinoya And it's up to Yamaguchi to earn his trust and distract him.
Yamaguchi I don't wanna. What if he gets mad? He'll hate me!
Tanaka It's not like he'll dump you.
Yamaguchi We're not dating!
Kageyama Yeah. No one will date that ugly blonde.
Hinata How many times do I have to tell you? Tsukishima is very HANDSOME!
Ukai This is stupid. But I bet you a hundred pork buns that he's doing drugs or tripping on shrooms.
Hinata SO IF TSUKISHIMA DOESN'T DO DRUGS WE GET A HUNDRED PORK BUNS?!
Ukai That's right. All or nothing!
Nishinoya This just got serious.
Tanaka Yamaguchi! You have to make sure he doesn't do drugs!
Yamaguchi Tsuki isn't a druggie.
Kageyama It rhymes.
Nishinoya Whatever! Tanaka and I are outside of Tsukishima's house. AND HE JUST WALKED IN!
Yamaguchi Do I still have to distract him or something?
Tanaka Nope!
Nishinoya It's still light out! No one's home and he just walked in.
Tanaka He has plants in a box on his window. That's cute.
Nishinoya Okay. He went to his room window and now he's changing.
Suga You guys should have the decency to look away.
Hinata Or just you know... Describe in full detail plz.
Nishinoya Wait! He's sweating a lot! And he's all red!
Yamaguchi Is he okay?
Tanaka Yeah. He just missed the bus so he walked really fast all the way to his place. There's a huge hill so that's probably why he's all sweaty.
Nishinoya Oh good he has an air conditioner he's going to turn it on.
Tanaka Damnit. The AC's not working!
Hinata Dang it.
Nishinoya Well he just took off his pants. He's changing into sweat pants.
Tanaka Woah. Tsukishima's ass is pretty nice.
Nishinoya So nice! Wait! He put away the sweatpants!
Tanaka He's wearing booty shorts now!!
Suga Woah.
Asahi Okay, Yamaguchi. ;)
Yamaguchi Please stop.
Ukai See any mushrooms? Any white powder? Any pills?
Nishinoya Nope.
Tanaka Woah okay, now he's watering his plants.
Nishinoya Aaaaw. Little planties.
Kageyama Him and Ushijima would get along.
Nishinoya He's really hot. Like he's all red and sweaty! He looks dehydrated.
Yamaguchi Wow. You spelt that right.
Tanaka Oh he has a water bottle. Good.
Nishinoya Yes. Let him drink. I don't like sweaty Tsukishima.
