Haikyuu!! X Reader (Fem) 18+

Learning ~ Kyotani Kentaro 2

You pretended to be sick and went home early so you wouldn't have to hide a cat somewhere at the school.

"What the fuck?" You thought as you walked into your house with the cat who hadn't left your side since the school. It was nice of Kyotani to think of you.... Kind of.... In a way. But what in his brain told him to give you the cat? It's a commitment, a chore. Albeit, a cute chore. But still a weird gift.

You scrambled up some canned tuna and put it on a dish on your kitchen floor. The cat came to snack on the meal you prepared for him. "So what's your name?" You asked. He squatted down to the dish. From above he had a chunky curvy shape to him. Like a bean.

"Bean-San." You said in a chirpy voice. He didn't respond. It was a dumb name, yeah but it made you laugh.

Later

You spent the remainder of the day screaming "Bean, Bean-San, Bean-Kun, Bean-Sensei." Around the house to see which the cat responded best to. It looked like he hated every version of "Bean." And decided to nap on top of your fridge where you couldn't bug him.

It wasn't long until there was a knock at your door. "Yes?" You said as you opened it, surprised to see Kyotani. "Hey. How is he?" He asked as he walked past you, right into your house while kicking off his shoes. "Yeah just let yourself in." You muttered. "Where is he?" Kyotani asked. "Who?" You asked. He gave you an unimpressed look. "The cat." He said. "Oh. He's on the fridge." You said. Kyotani wasted no time heading to your kitchen and coming back with Bean-San in his palms.

"Did you feed him yet?" He asked. "Uh yeah some tuna." You said. "Hm." Kyotani grumbled and let Bean walk on the floor so he could reach into his bag and pull out a massive bag of cat food. "This should last him some time." He said and dropped the bag of cat food on the floor. "Uh thanks." You said. "You're welcome. So I'll be coming every day to check on him." He said. "Dude, what? It's fine I won't forget to feed him." You said. "You think that's all you have to do? You need a litter box, toys, treats, a cat bed." Kyotani started listing various things Bean needed.

"That's great but that isn't an invitation for you to just be here all the time." You said. "What? I helped get him out of the tree." He said. "So? You gave him to me." You said. "Yeah only cause if I had a cat in my house, I probably wouldn't do anything but play with him." He said. You laughed. "What?" He asked. "It's funny. You're such a jackass but you like this little cat." You said. "Jackass? Ugh you hang out too much with Oikawa. Fucking shithead." He grumbled. "Hey that's your senpai. And your captain." You said. Then you remembered.

"Speaking of which. Don't you have volleyball practice today?" You asked. ".... Yes." Kyotani said. "You're skipping?" You asked. "Well yes! I came to see the cat. By the way what did you name him?" He asked. "His name's Bean. And you shouldn't skip!" You said. "Don't tell me what to do. And that's a dumb name." He said. "Rude! You should learn how to act. Maybe then you wouldn't walk into houses uninvited or skip out on practice or shit talk your captain." You said. "Yeah? Well you need to learn how to take care of a cat. And for the record, EVERYONE talks shit about Oikawa." He said.

"Well fine then. I guess we both have learning to do." You sighed. "Hm." He grunted, agreeing. "Bean." He said. Bean responded right away and meowed at Kyotani.

"Bean, you're a dickhead." You thought as Kyotani tried not to smile at the cat. "So." You said. "What?" Kyotani asked, rudely. "Want something to drink?" You asked and headed to the fridge. Kyotani looked around. "You got redbull?" He asked. "Yes." You said. "Sweet. Coconut flavour?" He asked. "Ew no. Only regular and watermelon." You said. "What do you mean ew? The coconut one is delicious." He said. "Dude, no. That's disgusting." You said. "WHAT?" He asked. "Hella nasty." You said.

You two spent about two hours arguing about redbull before there was another knock at your door. "Go answer the door, coconut hater." Kyotani said as he sipped on a watermelon flavoured redbull, wishing it was coconut. "Shut up." You said and opened the door. "Hi guys." You said at the sight of Iwaizumi and Oikawa. "Hey!" Oikawa said as you let the two in. "Ugh boy I need to chill. You have no idea what happened today." Iwaizumi grumbled. "What?" You asked. "That good for nothing pile of rat shit, Kyotani skipped out on practice." He said as him and Oikawa made their way to your kitchen.

Oikawa screamed at the top of his lungs as he saw Kyotani in your kitchen, glaring at him with a cat in his lap. "HE'S STEALING YOUR REDBULL!" Oikawa screamed. Iwaizumi caught sight of Kyotani. "Well, well, well. Speak of the devil." Iwaizumi said, glaring at Kyotani. "In the flesh." Kyotani said. "So THIS is what you skipped practice for. Wait what? Why is he in your house?" Oikawa asked you.

There was a long silence. It was super awkward and you couldn't find a word to say. "Cause she has shit taste in redbull." Kyotani broke the silence.

This sucked.