since that silly 14 mile walk with like 4 breaks yesterday, i started to limp.
remind me not to do it again.
oh yeah and i almost passed out. i kept saying, 'i have a 97% chance of passing out' i felt so weak. ughhh.
even going from the very front of the line to the end, i managed to be in the first group thing that finished. so i am quite proud of myself.
when we went to the backroom we litteraly fell on the floor and everyone looked 3000% done.
heres some shit that happened during the walk.
-we all as a group almost fell into a river
- i chased after a dog to get to josh faster. the owner told me to "please stop chasing after my dog"
-this girl yeeted a stick that had a trashbag on it to the other side of the path
-this dude walked into a river to get something to drink
-our group commander ran away with her dog pretty much- we lost her.
-josh kept running from the front of the line to quin and the back of the line for me
-he also put all his weight on me and i almost yeeted him to russia
-if we was doing the real battan death march we'd all be dead
-its been a day and im limping like a sick dog.
-this puppy chased after us too and they said dont pet it
-we petted it
-after a mile into it we just gave up on picking up trash
-i was sweaty as fuck and quin said "she sweating!" like nO SHIT BRO THE SUN IS IN MY FACE IJDSLHWGIUKUIL
-sry quin
I THINK I DESERVE THE BATTAN DEATH MARCH RIBBON I MEAN I WASNT ON NO SKATEBOARD I DIDN'T TAKE A BREAK EVERY THREE SECONDS BUT I WANTED TO. I PUSHED MYSELF WHEN I NEARLY PASSED OUT. JOSH WAS GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH "DONT PUSH YOURSELF" AND "PUSH YOURSELF". I DIDNT PASS OUT. MAJOR GET ON THIS I AM A WEAK SMOL BEAN AND I DID IT LIKE SNJKWLGHIL. IM ALSO LIMPING LIKE A SICK DOG. TODAY IS JOSH AND I'S ONE MONTH ANNIVERSARY THING AND I NEED PAIN KILLERS LIKE A LOT AND THIS BOYFRIEND OF MINE DESCRIBED PAIN OF 14 MILES TO CHILDBIRTH AND I WANTED TO YEET THE WHOLE GROUP TO SPAIN OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT BUT I KEPT MY COOL. RUNNING IN PHYSICAL PAIN ACROSS A BLODDY HIGHWAY AND SCREAMING OUT LIKE I WAS IN MILITARY BOOT CAMP AND SJSKSKSK I DESERVE THIS OKAY.
thanks for coming to my tedtalk i didnt mean to yell im sorry.
this is a fat mood rn
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The Book Of Abby
RandomStories of my graphic stupidity of one girl, one life in one universe sorry in advance.