The Book Of Abby

a toast to the union to the revolution

idk that lyric has been stuck in my head all day.

alright kids lets sIt DoWn so i can tell you the story of how i became best friends with... well... my best friends; torie, allie, josh, emma, austin, niani and quin.

let me start with torie (@boiiItztorie) 

we met in 7th grade. the year before i moved. yee. though, we never really spoke until the end of the year from a mutual friend. my earliest memory with her is when we stole chips from my other friend and threw them all over the table and we were eating on them as everyone else was trying to clean them. and that summer we were talking non-stop.

also, she is really awesome go follow her tits.

next is allie (unfortunatleyallie)

i came across one of her stories and commented the shit out of them and much like torie and we we have been talking non stop. this british fried chicken has saved my life like alot and idk what id do without her man. imma live in her attic.

anyone wanna buy me a one way ticket to england?

also follow her she blows my socks off with every update she writes.

im skipping josh for now so lets go to emma (emmswatt09))

alright kids, lets have a seat for this one- its really... hectic.

we used to completley hate each other. i think it was because i thought she stole my best friend from me forever. whOOPS WASN'T I WRONG. we got to know each other again when i friended her on insta just to see what she wanted (because i thought she was gonna like kill me idk man) she askedme a question which i replied "not as much as i used to lets be friends" (because i am litteraly patrick stump) and look at us. 

i think it's safe to call the heffer my best friend. she is like really cool and if you aren't following her you get no cookies.

still skipping josh lets go to quin. (@QuinSmith7 )

this mother heffer was scared of me when we first met basically. now he isn't... thankfully. he told me once "i'm closer to abby than i am to [my brothers] and she's no where near related to me or of the same ethnicity" (sorry if you didn't want that spilled... love ya bro.) after the military ball when i accidentaly brought josh's phone home with me, i talked to quin and he helped calm me down. which now is a gOOd thing because we are brother and sister now.

family zoned,

vote to get out of the family zone.

next is niani (@CoolfriendNR )

my first flight commander. the first person that was nice to me in high school. she is all around a lil ball of sunshine that just keeps getting thrown around goddamit. we must protecc niani.

#proteccniani

finally is my baby josh (@BewareOfXenophiliac )

took me 9 years and a half to figure out what xenophilliac meant rip.

this little child i love more than anyone who has ever walked on earth. i remember him so alone at the beginning of my freshman year and i thought he was a stuckup overacheiver (to be frank, (iero) i would love to be called stuckup overacheiver just sayin') i also accidently stole his phone at the military ball. whOop. i'm not even saying this for the internet i just genuinely wanna marry him and start his business idea with him and sks i fucking love him so much.

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alright kids that's all ive got and if your asking about austin...

i was genuinely too lazy to delete his name so we'll put this.

austin

faggot ass bitch manipulater toxic motherfucker please forgive me im sorry for being mean.

there ya go :)