The Book Of Abby

why i joined JROTC

kids, you better put your seatbelts and get a pen and paper ready because you'll wanna track this down.

so in like april 2018 we were picking our high school classes n shit when my now-ex blake told me if he was staying in our school system, that he would take the class. so i was like "okay i will do it too"

so i did.

then blake moved.

then i was like "oh shit im in this class that i pretty much accidentally signed up for. time for me to be fuckin miserable.

lItTlE dId SmOl BeAn SlAy KnOw (thanks for the nickname josh i love it)

I was in the course for like a month and I was like "sksksk i love this class more than myself. Major you need a soul? here take mine."

jk love ya grandpa major.

i think the farther i progresse din the course it was more of a "hey look, a year ago i was told to kill myself and that everyone hated me. now i want to live and i am loved by everyone in the course."

and hell... thats where i met my Technically-First-High-School-Boyfriend.

we (as the unit) went to Washington D.C. and other than Josh being on his man period ™ i had the best time in my life and sksk i bought a little peep from the peep ™ store.

so maybe this class was a complete accident. all good things are accidents. i learned within this class so much that i would never have learned in the "outside peasant world."™ 

also, i may have mentioned this 2020372987618794638 times before but this class litteraly saved my life. mostly niani, austin and josh. quin would later come in during like november.

heres a quote from the "best Major in the Air Force™" fight me bro

"practice doesnt make perfect. practice makes permanent"

     -Major Conley 2k18