The Book Of Abby

hi 50% of your otp here

YALL I HAD SO MUCH FUN YESTERDAY (june 15, 2019) WITH JOSH AND HIS FAMILY SKSK

okay, lets step back two days, his mom texts me as i am leaving the mall asking me if i wanted to suprise josh after he spends a week in camp. obviously i say yes.

flash jump two days later to the 15th and i set myself like 27 almrms to wake myself up. i get come clothes on and put on some makeup and talked with mom outside after she gets home from work, at about 7:30 am. 

then like litteraly after mom finished her cancer stick, josh's mom and step dad roll up and i roll down hill to get in the car. we had some small talk about how much braces sUcK until we go to the local college where josh is.

we sit at a table in the caferteria until josh finds us and honestly, it looked like he was gonan cry seeing me like sksk i know baby i know how you feel.

the four of us talked some and we had to split up so we can watch him graduate.

tHe DaMn CeReMonY lAstEd EiGHt YeArs. (also my 3886 foot tall friend won a few awards and he is sO tall compared to major i was cackling.)

anyways once that was done josh got lost (he oly had to get out of the room and walk about 10 feet and he was out someone help) he didn't actually get lost he just stayed behind.

we went to pick his shit up from the dorms and his mom suggested that i help him and he said and i quote;

JOSH'S MOM (jm): "have abby help get your stuff"

JOSH: "don't make her do that some of it's really heavy"

ME: *crosses arms* (i wanted to help grr)

JOSH: *hits head on window*

we all died out laughing.

then we went to get lunch (which i couldn't eat most of it, just finished it a day later haha.) and we got some sNaZZy pictures taken and can i say that josh is hot in his uniform kaka.

after lunch we went to josh's sister's house (i love his sister and her husband and her daughter sk) josh and he satarted to push me and i almost fell off i ended up so high then we pushed his two year old neice on a tire swing and i am a terrible swinger no kids for me.

after that everyone (josh, his mom, step dad, sister, brother in law, neice and i) piled into his sister's van thingy. josh an di were in the very back and we had to go through the trunk and idk how many people thought we were being kidnapped oof.

josh and i just played bitlife on my phone since his was dead. we also napped on each other.

we, as a group, went to old navy, that was pretty average. i wouldn't know untl later that they bought me some flip flops for me. aw.

after that we went to at home, basically an offbrand ikea. we all split and and josh and i just wandered around. in the picture asile josh came up with a company called "abby [josh's last name, privacy is cool] photography co" i can take pictures of actual humans and he can take like nature pics.

SOMEONE LET ME MARRY THIS MOTHER FUCKER.

after that we went back to my house to get me a swimsuit and phone charger (my phone was on 12% at this point it was sister dead.) i was zOOMING around the house because i didn't want them to wait on me for long and dad had to say "stop. breathe. they won't leave without you and go." so i did and we went to josh's grandma's house.

we watched lego movie 2. it was tight. midway through the movie we left to go swim (we both can't stay in one spot for long) he tried to teach me how to swim again and hahah nah. there was also a watermelon in the pool.

don't ask.

once we were done, we both were so cold (before we got in the pool i was wearing a bikini and some boots, i still didn't know about the flip flops) and josh said i looked like a stripper. cOoL.

so we changed and josh and i went to the car and we got the 20 bucks josh owed his mother and i found the flip flops. once we were done we had our hands over the blanket we were under and cuddled and watched the movie, we were so cold aksk.

and we continued bitlife.

soon after, it was time to go and i had to leave josh. i always hated doing that. we parted ways again and he let me have his hat from camp. (it's litteraly a white hat with some dirty and a random broken string on it.)

GUYS SOMEONE LET ME MARRY THIS MAN I LOVE HIS FAMILY THEY ARE SO KIND AND ACCEPTING AND I LOVE JOSH MORE THAN MYSELF AND EVERYTHING IN EXISTANCE AND AHH I WANT THIS MAN BY MY SIDE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE AND I WANT TO BE ABLE TO HOLD HIS HAND THROUGH ANYTHING AND AHHHH I LOVE THEM ALL.

thanks for coming to my tedtalk, church bullitens are in the back.