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Boy Seven: Samuel H. G. Futterwackon McGucket Briers Peabody - DEAD -

Name: Samuel H. G. Futterwackon McGucket Briers Peabody

Age: 78

Gender: "I don't appreciate your attitude sonny! I am a man! Kids these days..."

Appearance:  Samuel is a sexy mofo. I mean, old guys with beer guts are the sexiest  thing ever right? Anyways, Samuel is your normal old man. He's short  with a huge potbelly that always hangs over his pants and bulges out of  his shirt. His skin is a leathery mess of wrinkles and liver spots and  stuff like that. He has good teeth; all nine of them are perfectly clean  and healthy. His grey hair is normally covered by his black toupee and  the toupee is always a bit crooked. His altogether appearance can be  summed up in one word:  superduperoldandcrustyandyuckybuthethinkshessuperhotewwwww. That is all.

Personality:  Samuel is a normal crotchety old man. He's a complainer who likes to  moan and groan about how terrible the modern world is. Most of his time  is spent complaining, spouting useless facts, or taking trips down  memory lane. He's actually quite smart for a guy who's starting to  forget everything about life. Samuel is a bit of a kook. He doesn't like  anyone younger than thirty-five; "Young wippersnappers... With their  crazy pants and Twalor Sift music... Back in my day...". Samuel is  always up for a puzzle or mind-teaser. But don't even get him started on  the topic of microwave popcorn.

Background:  Samuel Herman Giovanni Futterwackon McGucket Briers Peabody was born a  long time ago in a little town called Herbertermishishshire. He had  eight sisters and two brothers. He grew up before moving away to New  York and starting a new life... On Broadway. Showbiz baby! He worked in  musicals and plays and all that jazz for years and years and years. He  actually met his wife Lilly while working. They had three kids; Tanya,  Mellissa, and Luke. When his kids grew up and his wife died, Samuel was  sent to the Sunny Farms Old Folk's Home. He hated it there and  frequently tried to escape. His most famous plan involved a spoon,  plastic vomit, and a raw turkey.

Why they came: Samuel was promised something interesting to do. He didn't care what, as long as it got him out of the Home.