Listen to the song while reading this. It'll be funnier😂😋😊
Something funny between Zelara and Kanan.
"Anything you can do I can do better," Zelara said.
"Hah!" Kanan scoffed.
"I can do anything better than you."
"No, you can't."
"Yes, I can."
"No, you can't."
"Yes, I can."
"No, you can't."
"Yes, I can, yes, I can!"
(Cue the music)
"Anything you can be I can be greater. Sooner or later I'm greater than you," Kanan said.
"No, you're not," Zelara said.
"Yes, I am."
"No, you're not."
"Yes, I am."
"No, you're not!"
"Yes, I am, yes I am!"
Zelara glared at Kanan.
"I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge," Kanan said.
"I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow," Zelara said.
"I can live on bread and cheese."
"And only on that?"
"Yep."
"So can a Lothrat..."
Kanan looked up in surprise.
"Any note you can sing I can sing higher," Kanan said.
"I can sing any note higher than you," Zelara said.
"No, you can't."
"Yes, I can."
"No, you can't."
"Yes, I can."
"No, you can't."
"Yes, I can."
"No, you can't!"
"Yes, I... CAN!"
Kanan was taken by surprise.
"How do you sing that high?" he asked.
"I'm a girl!" Zelara said.
Kanan was about to say something but didn't.
"Anything you can say I can say softer," Kanan said.
"I can say anything softer than you," Zelara said.
"No, you can't."
"Yes, I can."
"No, you can't."
"Yes, I can."
"No, you can't."
"Yes, I can, YES I CAN!"
The sudden outburst startled Kanan.
"I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker," Kanan said.
"I can drink it quicker, and get even sicker," Zelara said.
"I can open any safe."
"Without being caught?"
"You bet."
"That's what I thought, you crook..."
Kanan looked at Zelara, offended.
"Any note you can hold I can hold longer," Kanan said.
"I can hold any note longer than you," Zelara said.
"No, you can't."
"Yes, I can."
"No, you can't."
"Yes, I can."
"No, you can't."
"Yes I can, yes I~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~can..."
Kanan smiled a little.
"Yes, you can!" Kanan said.
Zelara took in the much-needed air.
"Where'd you keep all that air?" Kanan asked.
"Nhh..." Zelara responded.
"Oh..."
An awkward silence fell between them.
"Anything you can say I can say faster," Kanan said.
"I can say anything faster than you," Zelara said.
"No, you can't."
"Yes, I can."
"No, you can't."
"Yes, I can."
"No, you can't!"
"Yes, I can!"
The two veteran Jedi glared at one another.
"I can jump a hurdle," Kanan said.
"I can wear a girdle," Zelara said.
"I can knit a sweater."
"I can fill it better."
"I can do most anything."
"Can you bake a pie?"
"No..."
"Neither can I..."
The two looked at each other in surprise.
"Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter." Kanan said.
"I can sing anything sweeter than you." Zelara said.
Kanan then flashed a cheeky grin.
"No, you can't~" Kanan said.
"Yes, I can~" Zelara said.
"No, you can't~"
"Yes, I can~"
"No, you can't~"
"Yes, I can~"
"No, you can't~"
"Oh yes, I can~"
"No, you can't, can't, CAN'T!"
"Yes, I can, can, CAN!"
"No, you... CAN'T~~~~~~~!"
"Yes, I... CAN~~~~~~~!"
Hey everyone! Hope you enjoyed this little part. I was laughing when I was writing this. Hope you were too.
Who do YOU think won?
The next part is going to be a continuation of "Reliving the Moment", so be ready. May the Force be with You!
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Fanfiction*Disclaimer: This is a fanfiction to Star Wars Rebels. *IMPORTANT NOTICE: I will be updating this story every now and then with new adventures of me and the Ghost crew. Some of the characters and places are my own, so you have my permission to laugh...
