Season 4 (Discontinued)

Episode 7, Act 5 - Double Trouble

Cut to Kurt and Rachel's apartment as Santana and Rachel are blindfolded. "No peeking. And..." Kurt grinned as he put boyfriend arms around Santana and Rachel. "Oh," Rachel giggled. "I'm peeking," Santana smirked. "Peek, peek, peek, peek, peek," Kurt exclaimed as Santana and Rachel removed their blindfolds. "Oh, my God. Kurt, you gave my boyfriend pillow a sex change. That's so sweet," Santana smiled. "A little perfume and voile," Kurt smiled. "If you ever tell anyone about this, I have no ethical problems with Hummel-cide," Santana said as she walked off with her pillow around her. "You don't seem as excited about yours," Kurt said to Rachel as he sat next to her. "This is weird, and I'm not lonely. Okay, I don't need anything to cuddle with," Rachel said seriously. "You sure about that?" Kurt asked Rachel somewhat concerned. "Positive. I mean yes Brody and I broke up but that doesn't mean I need some creepy pillow to cuddle with. Besides, maybe Finn and I will get back together," Rachel said in a hopeful tone. "Has he gotten back to you yet?" Kurt asked her as Rachel shook her head sighing. "Well someone needs to tell him to call you back because this can't wait anymore," Santana huffed slightly annoyed as she dialed her phone. "What are you doing?" Rachel asked as her eyes widened. "What I should've done a long time ago," Santana said seriously as she then got Finn's machine. "Hi Lumps the clown it's Santana. You haven't called my girl Rachel back and I'm here to tell you it's urgent so get off your lazy ass and call her back. Bye," Santana said as she hung up. "Santana!" Kurt exclaimed. "What?" Santana asked. "You could've been nicer in your message," Kurt said shaking his head. "You know I don't do nice. Besides, Rachel needs to tell him about his little surprise that he left her on Valentine's Day," Santana shrugged as she walked off as Rachel and Kurt exchanged concerned glances wondering if Santana took things too far this time.

Cut to the choir room as the guys are seated as the girls are preparing to perform their Spice Girls number. "All right, so it's been a really great week so far, you guys, but now we are ready to present a double feature of guilty pleasures," Blaine smiled. "Starting off with our very own spicy ladies, girl power to the extreme The Spice Girls!" Sam exclaimed as Unique started the girls off with 'Wannabe'.

Marley walked in next singing her line as she and Unique jammed together. Kitty then entered the choir room singing her line as Artie watched her somewhat in awe of her. Tina then entered and sang her line as she kicked her foot revealing that she had 'Scary' written on the bottom of her shoe. Brittany then joined in coming out from the back of the choir room as she jumped down to the boys as Marley then took over as the girls all came together to perform the rest of the song. Kitty seemed to be enjoying herself more than ever before as the boys also jammed out to their performance. Artie also seemed to continue to watch Kitty starting to see a new side to her that he liked. The girls soon finished the song as they posed by the piano and the boys applauded them.

"Best thing ever!" Ryder exclaimed. "So, how did it feel to be so open about your Spice love?" Sam asked. "Liberating. We only hope you can see us for who we really are," Marley said in a fake Posh Spice accident. "I applaud your courage in such an openly Spice-phobic time. Especially you, Kitty actually I don't think I've ever seen you so, uh uh...." Artie began. "So what?" Kitty asked. "Happy to be part of the team," Artie said as Kitty smiled a bit knowing he had a point. "Ooh, that's 'cause my girl is spicy!" Unique exclaimed as the girls headed to their seats. "Well, great job, ladies. That was-that was just fantastic. Everybody, please settle down and welcome Mr. Jake Puckerman to the stage," Blaine smiled softly as Jake then got up to perform his song. "Down with the Brown," Artie said shaking his head. "Team Breezy equals Team Awful," Marley called out annoyed as some of the others booed. "Look, listen, stop. Stop, listen. I hear you, okay? I'm still gonna perform a Brown song, but it will not be Chris," Jake said as he then began to perform 'My Prerogative' by Bobby Brown.

Marley still didn't seem amused by Jake's choice but the other members of the New Directions seemed to slowly get into his performance supporting him and singing the background for him. As Jake finished the New Directions cheered for him including a reluctant Marley who seemed happier about the song choice but still was annoyed about his selection since Bobby Brown allegedly got Whitney Houston hooked on drugs, something Jake didn't seem to realize so she decided to let it go, for now.