Season 4 (Discontinued)

Episode 2, Part 2 - Debate

Later that afternoon Blaine approached Brittany in the choir room. "Shouldn't you be looking for a running mate Blaine Warbler?" Brittany asked as Blaine smiled a bit. "I have one and I have you to thank," Blaine said as Brittany grinned. "You're running with Sam! Awesome," Brittany said excited. "Yeah I think we could work really well together on this campaign," Blaine said honestly. "First order of business, Artie and I challenge you and Sam to a debate," Brittany said. "You're on," Blaine said shaking Brittany's hand as Brittany walked off all too excited for the upcoming debate as Artie rolled over to her. "Brittany, I just got a copy of Jacob Ben Israel's latest presidential poll," Artie said. "Mhmm," Brittany said in a hopeful tone. "The good news is 90% of respondents said they're planning on attending Friday's debate," Artie said. "That's cool. So what's the bad news?" Brittany asked. "They were coming to hear you say something st..stu..." Artie began as Brittany frowned. "They think I'm going to say something stupid," Brittany sighed. "But, see, you're not stupid. You're really creative. Your brain exists in this magical other dimension where anything is possible. It's really amazing. We just need to focus on a little preparation," Artie told Brittany seriously as Brittany grinned. "I knew your robot expertise would come in handy," Brittany said as she and Artie walked off to prepare. "Again...not a robot," Artie said shaking his head as he wheeled off with Brittany to help her prepare for the debate.

Blaine and Sam are walking down the hall together after Glee Club "So Brittany and Artie challenged us to a debate," Blaine said as Sam looked confused. "What's a debate?" Sam asked as Blaine was taken aback by the question. "It's where we discuss what we're going to do to help the school if we get in power and Artie and Brittany will respond to same questions," Blaine said as Sam nodded. "Oh cool. I mean I'm not really great with words or anything but I'll do my best," Sam said honestly. "That's all I need," Blaine smiled a bit as he and Sam went to work on their campaign.

Cut to the math classroom as Artie is asking Brittany questions. "Test scores at McKinley have gone down six percent every year for the past decade. What would you do to fix the problem?" Artie asked Brittany. "Stop giving tests. They're hard, and there's way too many of them," Brittany said honestly as Artie looked concerned. "Okay...What is your favorite color?" Artie asked. "Filipino," Brittany said in a definite tone "They're very hard workers, and family is very important to them." "You know what? Let's talk wardrobe," Artie said shaking his head as Brittany went into a fantasy as she began to perform 'Celebrity Skin' by Hole.

As Brittany begins to sing she pictures herself and Sam jamming out onstage together to the song as they are made over to look more political. Sam then takes over as Blaine tries to help him with his wardrobe as well. As the song ended Sam and Brittany shook hands pleased with their new looks.

That afternoon in the auditorium, the 2012 class president debate is taking place as the students of McKinley High are seated to hear what Brittany, Blaine, Sam, and Artie had to say. "Attention, minuscule segment of the student body. Principal Figgins is out this week, with what he describes as religious fever. And I am forced to moderate these proceedings," Sue said annoyed as we cut to backstage as Blaine is getting ready when Sam approaches him. "Hey, dude, uh, now that you made me over, can I give you some advice?" Sam asked. "Yeah, sure," Blaine said confused. "Lose the bow tie," Sam suggested. "What?" Blaine asked confused. "Yeah, trust me, it makes you look uptight and a little like a young Orville Redenbacher. Just take it off," Sam suggested. "Okay," Blaine said awkwardly as he took the bow tie off, realizing he looked more professional without it "You know what? Actually, it's you're actually right. Thank you." "You're welcome," Sam smiled a bit as Blaine couldn't help but feel a connection with Sam, something he hadn't felt in awhile from Kurt. "There are two new utterly disheartening wrinkles to this year's absolutely pointless contest. First, the horrifying fact that this year's slate of candidates consists entirely of Glee Club members. And secondly, the inexplicable introduction of a vice presidential field for no discernable reason whatsoever," Sue said rolling her eyes "Separation of powers! Whoo!" Stoner Brett cheered. "So let's meet these second-tiered losers. You know them as the pimp and the gimp. Artie Abrams and Sam Evans," Sue said as Artie and Sam made their way out onstage for their debate.

"Stumbles, my first question is for you. Who, in God's name, gives a hot, wet, steamy dump about student government?" Sue asked. "I do," Artie said honestly "And I think everyone in this room should, too." Sugar nodded in agreement. "First of all, student government isn't just a way for us to pad our college resumes. It's a way for us to take an active role in our own education. Study after study shows that an active student body is a successful student body," Artie said as Sue looked annoyed. "Okay, moving on...." Sue began. "Student government is just the beginning. We need more after-school programs, and better-qualified staff to support our teachers, who are overworked and underpaid," Artie continued. "Oh, dear God," Sue said annoyed. "And that's just the beginning. I want to talk about the cafeteria, 'cause I believe at the beginning of every year to see if enough to support our brain activity..." Artie began as we cut to the end of his speech "...That's one of the many goals I promise to reach by the midway point of my first term, as outlined in my 96-point Pierce-Abrams Road map To Restore McKinley's Future." "Merciful sweet Jesus, thank you," Sue said thankful Artie's ramble was over "Sam Evans, your response?" "I wasn't really listening. Whatever Artie said, I agree with that," Sam said sheepishly as Blaine cringed backstage, this wasn't going well for them, not at all.

It was then Blaine and Brittany's turn for their debate. "Last year's senior class was run successfully by my boyfriend Kurt and I want to do the same for the school. Let's make history, Titans. And vote Anderson-Evans. Thank you," Blaine said honestly as Sue then turned to Brittany. "Sweet, simple Brittany. What say you?" Sue asked. "Uh I love you. I love you so much, McKinley High School. Simple as that," Brittany smiled as Sue thought she was done but Brittany had more to say "In fact I think that everyone should love this school as much as I do. If you elect me as president, I promise to outlaw summer vacation, so we'll have school all year round. That means we'll spend every day of every summer indoors with all our friends, in McKinley High School's award-winning air conditioning. Also, I promise to end McKinley High School's policy of having weekends. If you make me your president, Saturday and Sunday will be illegal, so that Monday will come right after Friday, which is the funnest day anyways. Vote Brittany and Artie," Brittany grinned as the students looked stunned by her promises "Thank you so much." "We just lost the election," Artie frowned as Brittany made her way back to him happy.

The next day in Sue's office Becky is playing the xylophone as Sue cuts her off to announce with winner of the election. "Attention lazy idiots of McKinley High school. Your record-low election votes have been tallied, and we have a winner. Becky, can I get a xylophone flourish?" Sue asked as Becky just sat there "No? Not feeling it? Okay." Sue chuckled "This year's Senior Class President and Vice President are....Blaine Anderson and Sam Evans!" Cut to the classroom where Blaine is in shock as Sam hugs him tightly. "We did it dude," Sam grinned. "Yeah...we did," Blaine said still overwhelmed by how little winning seemed to matter to him, especially since he didn't really have anyone to share it with.