Kigo

In the Middle by StarvingLunatic 2

2: Sandwiched

Bonnie was just done with vacuuming the living room. She planned to leave it for Kim to handle, but the redhead had run out to do some volunteer work with kids in the park and Bonnie would rather have a clean living room now than to wait around. Despite the fact that Kim had bolted, she tended to do more than her fair share of chores or tried to make up for whenever she eased out of a household task.

Bonnie was about to crash on the sofa now that she was done, but a knock at the door stopped that. She knew who it was and went to let the annoyance in. Sighing, she shuffled to the door, mentally preparing for what was about to enter.

"Why the hell don't you have keys?" Bonnie inquired with a deep scowl as she opened the door for Shego. It was annoying to have to let Shego in every time she popped up. It was not like she really wanted to see the older woman, after all.

Emerald eyes rolled and a scoff escaped Shego. "Because you don't want to me have any, doy," the pale woman pointed out as she shut the door behind her. Bonnie could not argue the truth.

"You know, Kim's going to be gone all day," Bonnie said with the hope it would get Shego to go away.

"So?" The question was accompanied by a snort.

That time, aqua eyes rolled, even though Bonnie knew Shego would stick around no matter what once she arrived. The green-skinned woman made a beeline right to the living room. Bonnie frowned because she did not want Shego to ruin the room she had just cleaned, but Shego really was not a dirty creature. Bonnie just tended to get upset with Shego no matter what and typically thought the worst of the pale woman.

"Don't do anything in there," the tanned female ordered.

"Like what? Watch TV? Oh, no, I'm watching your TV," the older female replied in a mocking tone, waving her hands around.

"It better not be anything beyond that."

"Or else what? Now, I'm ordering porn now."

Bonnie made a face as if something smelled rotten, curling her lip, and was about to rip into Shego, but she heard her cell phone go off. Rushing into the living room, she picked up the phone from the coffee table. She moved in front of Shego as she reached for the phone and the moss-hued former villainess noted the shorts Bonnie wore. The shorts barely covered her curvy ass.

The tanned female answered the phone without noticing emerald eyes that watched her. Bonnie listened carefully to the person on the other end of the line. She nodded and muttered an occasional "uh-huh." Then suddenly, her demeanor changed and a scowl tore through her face.

"Whoa, time out. Don't take that deal," Bonnie ordered whoever it was on the phone.

The way her eyes flashed was intriguing, as if the blue frosted over. Shego swallowed hard at the sight, but Bonnie was too focused on her call to notice. Shego dared to think she could see why Kim was attracted to Bonnie, beyond the obvious of Bonnie being beautiful and fit.

Bonnie paced and frowned more. "No, listen to me, you do not take that deal. I swear, you'd better not make that fucking deal... No, I will kick your fucking ass... Don't make me leave this house or you're going to regret it."

Shego watched as Bonnie continued to rip into whoever it was on the phone. The pale woman was unaware that a small smile had crept onto her face while she watched how heated Bonnie. She then pitied whoever the poor devil was because of Bonnie's next words.

"Hold on, I'll be there in a moment. If you make that deal before I get there, I swear to God, you'll wish you got eaten by rabid dogs instead of what I'm going to do," Bonnie declared as she started out of the living room and disconnected the call. "Shego, don't burn the place down while I'm gone," she called.