Kigo

1) Tangled Up in Green by Poetheather1

Chapter 1: The Cunning Plan
Tangled Up In Green

Heather O'Malley

Kim Possible is owned by the Disney Corporation and have no connection to this what so ever. This is used without their permission and includes a plea not to be sued as I have no money.

The Cunning Plan

"You have got to be joking...a joy buzzer?" The derision was clear in Shego's voice as she stared at the metal disk with the pin sticking out. It looked hollow and she wasn't sure why.

"Yes...a joy buzzer, but this one is different. I had DNAmy mix me up a special virus just for Kim Possible. All you have to do is hit her with it and my plan will be complete. And here is a second one in case the first one fails. This will be my best plan ever!" shouted Drakken, arms raised joyously. "I owe it all to you Shego."

The dark haired woman turned to look at the blue man incredulously. "What? How'd I manage to do that?"

"Well, you keep telling me that my plans never work so I though I would plan ahead this time. And it will only work if you fight her and since you always fight her..." Drakken gleefully explained. "But if that fails I always have the death ray I have been working on."

"Death Ray? Dr. D, you know none of your rays have really worked." Shego shook her head and worked on filing the claws on her gloves.

"True, but this one is better." He protested. "It's different."

"And just exactly how is this one different from all the others?" Shego glared at him, all too aware pf Drakken's failings in terms of planning and execution.

Here Doctor Drakken looked a little skittish and worried. "Well, you see Shego...its blue."

"Blue? That is your big Death Ray plan...Blue?"

"But you don't see...this ray will turn whoever it hits blue just like me and then they will cause all sorts of damage and chaos and the world will bend its blue knees to me!" The maniacal laughter filled the command room as Drakken laughed to the ceiling.

"But...blue?" Shego was completely unimpressed with this new plan. It sounded just like all of the others that she had watched go down the drain. Hopefully this one wouldn't be an issue when she had to rescue him, yet again.

Drakken stopped laughing and turned to face her, a bit conflicted. "What's wrong with blue?"

Shego looked at his sad, worried face and just sighed. This plan was destined to make her fight Kimmie again and she really didn't want to. After getting kicked into an electrical tower she hadn't really wanted to face the girl again, mostly because of the looks of pain and hatred that she had given the older girl. That she was being hated for something that she didn't do wasn't lost to her, but there really was no way to convince Kim of that, so she'd rather just avoid her. But Drakken was a magnet for Kimmie. Maybe she should just quit.

"Nothings wrong with blue, Dr. D. So what's the plan?"

"Have the joy buzzer ready and be ready to fight. And we need to steal some computer parts for the Death Ray."

"Uhm...shouldn't we call it the Blue Ray?" It seemed an obvious name to Shego.

"No...apparently it's a copyright violation."

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The Kimmunicator went off and Kim answered it, glad from a distraction from homework. "Wade, what's the sitch?"

The overweight recluse genius looked serious. "There's a robbery at a computer manufacturing plant at the edge of town. Drakken's there. And so is Shego."